Lost my mobile phone

I can't find my mobile anywhere, its bugging me now anyone seen it?

I always check my pants from yesterday 99% o the time it is there the other 1% it's in my car. Good luck finding it, have you called yourself yet?

The worst is you misplace it and it was on silent because of you prior engagements and you cant find it. So lame.

Maybe its all that oil you've been smoking today.

Wouldn't you know, i've rang it several times and I haven't heard the ring tone anywhere.

dude it's next to your bong

It on the counter next to the toilet.

I've got this funny feeling that i was looking for some papers underneath the seat in the car, I may or may not have used my phone to see in the dark conditions at this time that information is classified, i don't even know. It is a strong possibility that I may or may not have found some papers and left the phone in their place, i'm due to leave the house soon, i'll report my findings should anything arise.

The plot thickens.

I found my phone

where did it run off to?