LP Stores...how to find one ?

Just look for this hanging in the alley near the waterfront.

All will equipped with these for your Paying convenience.

They said most of their customers look the same....

" Oh goody..looky har yonder...arma gonna gits me all legal like with sum fine LP schwaggy......hack.....cough....."

" Hay...WHO stole my wallit "

cun ya goooooogle me the dyrections..... im lost