charface
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Some sort of relationship gone wrong#2:
What did she do?
With a competitive eating coach.
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With a competitive eating coach.
srh88
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Lol
Singlemalt
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No, but I'll give you a warm for context; it will be germane
charface
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Singlemalt
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It is understood the offence involved the use of whipped cream (Image: Vic Rodrick)
BarnBuster
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dog fucker?
charface
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Great now I have to go to the store
All hard n shit
Singlemalt
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BarnBuster
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Think porcine and Al Goldstein c. 1970's
cannabineer
Ursus marijanus
Did the cream want to be whipped? That could change the entire complexion of this case.
Singlemalt
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Honeysuckle Divine
BarnBuster
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yes BUT, what specific act did she perform with "Thor"?
Singlemalt
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If I recall, she fucked him. I think that's where I learned that pigs have corkscrew peckers
Singlemalt
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She was also a very skilled woman, she'd shoot ping pong balls 19 ft out of her vag
vostok
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Nice thread highly amusing got the fat brit with nice skin... didn't know perv. ?
How about the Spoiler Option come next post...?
Singlemalt
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Yeah, the dummy downloaded a bunch of kiddie porn and her IP was tracked, cops come and the dog fucking vid was "icing on the cake" as it were. I suspect the dog vid sealed her fate
Spoiler option? Feel free to add to the thread, I only started it, it's not proprietary
whitebb2727
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I'm guessing wild horse.
whitebb2727
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Pretty for a big girl. I'm surprised she couldn't find a human pecker.
It is understood the offence involved the use of whipped cream (Image: Vic Rodrick)
Singlemalt
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Well, we all know what sluts Labs are
Bareback
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During the interview the horse was asked if it hurt and the horse replied " nay ".Alabama teen charged with molesting horse
Updated 7:16 AM; Posted Jan 9, 1:35 PM
18-year-old Daniel Bennett was caught in a horse's stable Thursday night and charged with sexual misconduct in attempt to molest the horse.(Mobile Metro Jail)
By Jared Boyd
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Court documents show an Irvington man is awaiting trial following a court hearing Tuesday morning for a case in which he is accused with molesting a horse.
18-year-old Daniel Bennett was caught in the horse's stable Thursday night, investigators with the Mobile County Sheriff's Office say, and confessed to attempting to molest the horse.
The victim and owner of the affected horse, a 20-year-old mare named Polly, told investigators she suspected the horse's stall had been tampered with several times throughout December.
Bennett has been charged with possession of burglar's tools, sexual misconduct and second-degree criminal trespassing.
The official warrant for Bennett's arrest lists the crime of bestiality as a misdemeanor, alleging that Bennett "engaged in or submitted to any sexual contact with an animal, to-wit: a horse."
Bennett appeared in court Tuesday, where he was scheduled to begin trial on January 18.