smokermore
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I'm happy to announce that I don't have AIDS or herpes. That's all I tested for this time. It would have cost me 133 dollars for those test, but since I'm a frequent customer, got it for only 100 bucks.
My std test results came back today
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Singlemalt
Well-Known Member
Now we are on track again, back to normal. Praise Jesus
racerboy71
bud bootlegger
jesh, I usually just wait till it hurts when I pee and my wong swells up and turns a lovely color of red to find out if I got the herps or not, total cost, zero..
can't believe i'm the only one who thought of this cost saving option.
can't believe i'm the only one who thought of this cost saving option.
Walterwhiter
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I should get tested too.....ole uncle Sam tore my fat ass good this year.
tyler.durden
Well-Known Member
Not sure whether I'm happy or disappointed. I love the fact that you get tested so often that you receive discounts. That's gangsta...
Walterwhiter
Well-Known Member
Or shoot horse antibiotics straight into your cock!
Walterwhiter
Well-Known Member
It's at his sperm bank!
Singlemalt
Well-Known Member
This may be more efficacious, using a hollow tube and a funnel: http://goaskalice.columbia.edu/answered-questions/cock-stuffing :
Walterwhiter
Well-Known Member
I'm going to the drug store and clearing my calendar.
Singlemalt
Well-Known Member
LMAO
racerboy71
bud bootlegger
I prefer the van buren personally
Walterwhiter
Well-Known Member
The saliva part really got me going I think
See gonzo this is just why I loved you ah well time heals all wounds
Walterwhiter
Well-Known Member
Over my head...who's gonzo? Paco....Paco is the one with the coke!
racerboy71
bud bootlegger
but in all seriousness, I loved the part about the van buren possibly making it so you can't get an erection, as if jamming a metal rod down my pee pee hole wouldn't already have that effect..
Walterwhiter
Well-Known Member
Metal penal rod+ shock too the anus....how strong is your prostate? Penis darts...if you will?
and THAT is why I always thought you were special
love you racer LOL
smokermore
Well-Known Member
Can we get this back towards my genitals please? I have more good news.
I went for a long walk down the street, Maybe two miles. And have been doing pull ups the past week, and about four days ago, i got an erection! Been having good ones ever since.
And now I find out I'm clean!
I also discovered a new website other than cl. Not sure if it's any better yet. The whores seem a lot more classy. There is this pretty hot tranny on there in particular; 19, 99 lbs, looks like the really hot Asians that you see online. I checked her tumblr page though and she says 150$ per 30 minutes... So I'll probably be staying with cl, but idk, we'll see.
Edit: the website is called backpage btw..
I went for a long walk down the street, Maybe two miles. And have been doing pull ups the past week, and about four days ago, i got an erection! Been having good ones ever since.
And now I find out I'm clean!
I also discovered a new website other than cl. Not sure if it's any better yet. The whores seem a lot more classy. There is this pretty hot tranny on there in particular; 19, 99 lbs, looks like the really hot Asians that you see online. I checked her tumblr page though and she says 150$ per 30 minutes... So I'll probably be staying with cl, but idk, we'll see.
Edit: the website is called backpage btw..
Walterwhiter
Well-Known Member
Backpage?
Wrap your balls in...shrink wrap and neosporin
racerboy71
bud bootlegger
well, I usually hold out for a good 3 minutes or so, total, walking in the door and back out again, on a good day of course, so that'd cost me what, about $15 or so? I think that's a pretty good deal, you have a link?