Newbie

Newbie is a slang for a newcomer to online gaming an internet activity. It can also be used for any other activity in context a somewhat clueless newcomer could exist. It can have derogatory connotations, but is also often used for descriptive purposes only a value judgment.
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Melvin
Alcohol Rehabilitation

You're a "Joob" - A newb that also happens to be a jewish entity =)