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TheRealDman
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A rewrite I did a few moons ago. A little early, but Merry Ho Ho to all... 
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Twas the day before Christmas and all over the island they was smokin' the dank from the shore to the highland
The stash-boxes were empty and left open with care, in hopes the Dman would soon be visiting there
The kid's were all snuggled tight in their beds, me in my jammies & Ma in her dreads
After turkey & ham and just a little booze, I had settled in nicely for a warm winter snooze
When out by the green-house arose such a ruckus I rushed out with a club to see who'd dare & fuck us
I slipped on the ice & fell on my ass
Nobody better be stealing my grass
I tore around the corner bent on destruction, ran flat into the wall, a solid obstruction
Was out for an hour on that cold snowy bed, while bright flashing stars & birds circled my head
I finally came to and what did I see?
A red '07 Ski-Doo with 800 cc
Sitting tall and proud astraddle that mighty steed, twas Dman the bearer of good tidings and of course great weed
A snow-covered cap with hair all a-tumble, a Toronto Maple Leaf’s coat completed the ensemble
A beer in each hand and a bag slung on his back, he said but one word as he reached deep in his sack
My mind raced and my pulse quickened
My heart thumped as my blood thickened
He opened his mouth to utter the phrase
that brightens even the darkest of days
My brain is screaming Oh Please, please, please
Yup, he said, it’s the UK Cheese...
"Happy Christmas to all, and to all a good-night."
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Twas the day before Christmas and all over the island they was smokin' the dank from the shore to the highland
The stash-boxes were empty and left open with care, in hopes the Dman would soon be visiting there
The kid's were all snuggled tight in their beds, me in my jammies & Ma in her dreads
After turkey & ham and just a little booze, I had settled in nicely for a warm winter snooze
When out by the green-house arose such a ruckus I rushed out with a club to see who'd dare & fuck us
I slipped on the ice & fell on my ass
Nobody better be stealing my grass
I tore around the corner bent on destruction, ran flat into the wall, a solid obstruction
Was out for an hour on that cold snowy bed, while bright flashing stars & birds circled my head
I finally came to and what did I see?
A red '07 Ski-Doo with 800 cc
Sitting tall and proud astraddle that mighty steed, twas Dman the bearer of good tidings and of course great weed
A snow-covered cap with hair all a-tumble, a Toronto Maple Leaf’s coat completed the ensemble
A beer in each hand and a bag slung on his back, he said but one word as he reached deep in his sack
My mind raced and my pulse quickened
My heart thumped as my blood thickened
He opened his mouth to utter the phrase
that brightens even the darkest of days
My brain is screaming Oh Please, please, please
Yup, he said, it’s the UK Cheese...
"Happy Christmas to all, and to all a good-night."
n3fta
Well-Known Member
A rewrite I did a few moons ago. A little early, but Merry Ho Ho to all...
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I finally came to and what did I see?
A red '07 Ski-Doo with 800 cc
Sitting tall and proud astraddle that mighty steed, twas Dman the bearer of good tidings and of course great weed
A snow-covered cap with hair all a-tumble, a Toronto Maple Leaf’s coat completed the ensemble
A beer in each hand and a bag slung on his back, he said but one word as he reached deep in his sack
My mind raced and my pulse quickened
My heart thumped as my blood thickened
He opened his mouth to utter the phrase
that brightens even the darkest of days
My brain is screaming Oh Please, please, please
Yup, he said, it’s the UK Cheese...
"Happy Christmas to all, and to all a good-night."
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