Opinions on how my drug test went.

My apologies if this is in the wrong section. I'm still new to The Forum. Anyways I applied for a job and it was a swab test. I told myself I wouldn't smoke until the test. The test was on Thursday and I said this on Sunday. I smoked Monday and Tuesday and unfortunately I smoked on Wednesday. I'm a featherweight so in total I probably smoked a blunt and maybe two bowls. The day of the drug test I brushed my teeth four times, one time the night before and 5 minutes before the test I used mouthwash to make sure I was fine. I drank some of my coffee after the mouthwash so it wouldn't come up as alcohol. I also have a very fast metabolism. So I think I'm fine. What do you guys think?

I dunno other than what i read, but saying 0-24 hrs. Good Luck (and if the job was that important to you, why didn't you quit on Sunday?)

BarnBuster said:

I dunno other than what i read, but saying 0-24 hrs. Good Luck (and if the job was that important to you, why didn't you quit on Sunday?)

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Unfortunately, temptation got to me when I was around friends. But, if I pass it's all good, right?

Fail

Couldn' have waited until after? Must be young with no big obligations at the moment.

Should have just had a blunt to settle your nerves before the test .....if it was your pee



FAIL

Try a month waiting to piss for a shitty job, then waiting longer just in case they call you back. Smoking on Friday nights, drinking whatever the fuck was in the cuboards that your stoner friends said would clear you out and doing this all weekend til your guts hurt. Goldenseal, magazine order cleaners, saw some fuckers drinking water with a little bleach in it...fuck we are all gonna die.

I would of shit for a swab test back in the day. Just dont be high during work week and I get paid and get to be high AF on weekends? Yeah, someone said that back then it was the cops trying to bust yer ass.

Swab tests, thats like hey now that your childhood is over we've decided to invent the bicycle. Sorry you missed out...

Let us know how it goes, the next job I mean

My friend did a swab test the other day. He was smoking several hours before he took the test and he passed.

i sell home drug test kits for like $2 each. take one at home before your test if you want to know

swab tests can be fooled by just rinsing your mouth out with clean water a few minutes before the test.

Take a bottle of water to the lab and wash your mouth out before going in.

hair follicle tests are impossible to fool

you can water down your piss and take some vitamins to paint it yellow. I did this for a job for a Defense Contractor years ago. went high to the interview, got high when I got back. interview was on a tuesday. that following monday I had the physical which included a urine drug test. the next monday I was working a new job. you have to time it right, and hope it's not a 'lab' 'lab' test. if its one of those 'pregnancy test' type tests it is not that hard to pass, even smoking a few days before. at the time I used to smoke probably 5-6 joints a day of goodie goodie.....

so what happened? can't just leave us like this....