PICTURE of YOURSELF THREAD

[tangerinegreen555]

So my buddy at work always said the same thing when somebody died.

"Don't worry, we're next"

So I said that today while we were all eating after the burial.

Everybody laughed.

It wasn't that funny though.

 

[Karah]

If you somehow turned @srh88 into a black cat, we are going to be very disappointed.

Unless you teach me how to do that.

Moooo

Nope, still mooing

 

[ebgood]

I dont feel like im ever sad enough at funerals. Its not a good look when every1s cryin and shit and im over here like "9er Gang and popeys!" Man. Then having to explain myself to moms..its all bad

 

[Singlemalt]

Moooo

What!!??? She turned you into a black Angus? You will be good off the grill so there's that

 

[Singlemalt]

I dont feel like im ever sad enough at funerals. Its not a good look when every1s cryin and shit and im over here like "9er Gang and popeys!" Man. Then having to explain myself to moms..its all bad

You need a few more years on ya; I'm old enough that the folks don't care as long as I haven't started shit . There are advantages to getting old

 

[GreatwhiteNorth]

What!!??? She turned you into a black Angus? You will be good off the grill so there's that

That's Racist.
Why do you hate cow's so much?

Have they ever steered you wrong?

 

[ebgood]

You need a few more years on ya; I'm old enough that the folks don't care as long as I haven't started shit . There are advantages to getting old

Hope ur right man. Its hard tellin ppl try not to die cus i dont wanna go to their funerals

 

[GreatwhiteNorth]

Rgr that.
I hate funerals with a passion.
Lotsa people you hardly know get together & tell each other how much they loved you.
F that - STFU or tell me now before I cash in.

 

[ebgood]

Rgr that.
I hate funerals with a passion.
Lotsa people you hardly know get together & tell each other how much they loved you.
F that - STFU or tell me now before I cash in.

Right. I want the love now then at my funeral i want every1 to get lit and roast tf outta me

 

[GreatwhiteNorth]

Right. I want the love now then at my funeral i want every1 to get lit and roast tf outta me

Roasted yes, but I want them to get stoned AF on my weed first.

Now that would be some funny shit.

 

[tangerinegreen555]

Rgr that.
I hate funerals with a passion.
Lotsa people you hardly know get together & tell each other how much they loved you.
F that - STFU or tell me now before I cash in.

Being an undertaker has to be the worst job ever.

Upwards of $10K so you can be put in a sealed box, then in a vault because you don't want anything bad to happen to you down there.

All that money and materials for a dead person and they try to make you feel bad after the sticker shock if you want to try to lower the cost.

Just burn me and toss the ashes on my property where I had more fun than I can remember. (on a windy day, thanks)

 

[ebgood]

Roasted yes, but I want them to get stoned AF on my weed first.

Now that would be some funny shit.

 

[lokie]

Roasted yes, but I want them to get stoned AF on my weed first.

Now that would be some funny shit.

Hmm. I'm gonna start growing smaller batches.

If they think they get my stash they may do 1 of 2 things.

1 - Go on a health kick. Go on a gluten free diet, start jogging and join a gym.
Just to out live me.

2 - Start colluding and conspiring against me just for the wake.

 

[UncleBuck]

That's Racist.

not really but your history of being a racist birther conspiracist was.

also, pretty fucking dumb

but i guess you saw a youtube video and were convinced.

 

[UncleBuck]

Hmm. I'm gonna start growing smaller batches.

If they think they get my stash they may do 1 of 2 things.

1 - Go on a health kick. Go on a gluten free diet, start jogging and join a gym.
Just to out live me.

2 - Start colluding and conspiring against me just for the wake.

when you die your family is gonna talk about what a racist grouch you were

 

[GreatwhiteNorth]

Being an undertaker has to be the worst job ever.

Upwards of $10K so you can be put in a sealed box, then in a vault because you don't want anything bad to happen to you down there.

All that money and materials for a dead person and they try to make you feel bad after the sticker shock if you want to try to lower the cost.

Just burn me and toss the ashes on my property where I had more fun than I can remember. (on a windy day, thanks)

Reminds me of a burial at sea we did on an USCG ship.
Underway ceremony and upon dumping the ashes over the transom of the ship the wind blew him all over everybody in Tropical blues.

Fitting actually as I served with him on a previous tour on the same ship & it tickled the shit outta him I'm sure.

Edit: CWO4 Marvin Lang - I miss you buddy.

 

[UncleBuck]

Reminds me of a burial at sea we did on an USCG ship.
Underway ceremony and upon dumping the ashes over the transom of the ship the wind blew him all over everybody in Tropical blues.

Fitting actually as I served with him on a previous tour on the same ship & it tickled the shit outta him I'm sure.

Edit: CWO4 Marvin Lang - I miss you buddy.

What's racist with the KFC thing ?

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Sensitivities are running pretty high around here lately.

 

[pabloesqobar]

Hi UncleBuck. Who's my favorite Atheist racist agnostic reconstructionist humanist incontinent alcoholic self-applied unemployed honorary Jew?

You Are!

 

[Indagrow]

Politics must be slow today

 

[UncleBuck]

Politics must be slow today

I told a few politics people I was gonna bait pipsqueakkk into a meltdown by doing this

He took the bait as predicted

He’s so dumb and racist