Ron Paul: Turtle Fucker?

Is Ron Paul a turtle fucker?

  • Yes, the man is constantly humping shells

    Votes: 26 20.2%
  • Yes, but in moderation

    Votes: 6 4.7%
  • He has fucked turtles in the past, but not anymore

    Votes: 6 4.7%
  • He fucked a turtle once, but did not inhale

    Votes: 11 8.5%
  • Ron Paul has never fucked a turtle

    Votes: 29 22.5%
  • I like turtles

    Votes: 51 39.5%

  • Total voters
    129

UncleBuck

Well-Known Member
this shall be the official thread for discussing whether or not ron paul (r, tx-14) fornicates with turtles.

i happen to hold the view that he has practiced tortoise fucking in the past, but would not entertain the idea nowadays unless the mood was just right and the turtle has a shell that is just right.

we may also sidebar into discussions of whether or not man-turtle love should be illegal, whether we should pass a constitutional amendment prohibiting or allowing turtle fornication for humans, and crazy conspiracy theories such as ron paul flying to the galapagos and the black sand beaches of hawaii to mate with turtles in their protected habitats.
 

londonfog

Well-Known Member
Can a turtle consent is the question if not then Ron Paul would be raping said turtle...and raping of any species is wrong.
 

Ernst

Well-Known Member
Are we back to harassing people for their political-ness in this forum again?

Looks like it to me.. We don't learn do we?

What has sex with turtles have to do with Ron Paul?

What does this thread contribute except hate and harassment?
 

MixedMelodyMindBender

Active Member
I'd have to have at least a good 1/2 oz in me to give an accurate guess. Im at work right now, brewing the finest Sierra Nevada. I will take a close look into this speculation but on the surface I am going to say that he may have a history of barn yard sodomy but I am unconvinced at this point that he moved onto aquatics bongsmilie

*Contribution other than hate and harassment:clap:
 

Dan Kone

Well-Known Member
Are we back to harassing people for their political-ness in this forum again?

Looks like it to me.. We don't learn do we?

What has sex with turtles have to do with Ron Paul?

What does this thread contribute except hate and harassment?
Who let ernest out of his cage?
 

beardo

Well-Known Member
I'm not sure what you mean when you say turtle? if you mean stupid people or retards, then yes Ron Paul is a turtle fucker.
He fucks them every time he enters a debate.
He fucks them every time with logic and truth and common sense..
 

malignant

Well-Known Member
the guy who started this thread is probably some stupid midschool reject who has no friends, reaching out in desperation for some kind of attention to make up for poor parenting.
 

urmomis100

Well-Known Member
I think the question should not be IF he ever fucked a turtle, but if he still loved her in the morning if he did.
 

txhazard

Well-Known Member
the guy who started this thread is probably some stupid midschool reject who has no friends, reaching out in desperation for some kind of attention to make up for poor parenting.
No hes just adamantly opposed to Ron Paul, and also likes to stir stuff up with those who support Ron Paul...apparently i am a cultist...o_O...a Ron Paul Cultist...we actually all get together Tuesday nights and eat turtle soup and watch you tube videos that we plan on posting on here...j/k...
 
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