So after I win the lottery tomorrow…

What do I do?

What would you do?

I'd look after my Grandpapy.

Gotta spend at least half of it to commission a famous artist to make the worlds largest sculpture of a penis.

Definitely

neosapien said:

What do I do?

What would you do?

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Isn't this where @tyler.durden chimes in, "... hookers and blow."?

Money ain't what it use to be... idk, maybe go grocery shopping

Buy a Formula 1 seat and bin it on my first lap.

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I've got a list of people who I'd give a total of 8,000,000 to. (30,000,000 jackpot tonight). Of the 22,000,000 I'd put 2M in my bank and invest the other 20,000,000 in a 1 year GIC, have about a million dollars interest at the end of the year.

Then after a year I'd buy a ski in/ski out house in Whistler BC and live the ski bum life

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If I won the lottery, I'd immediately go house hunting for a couple small houses, one on a beach & one in the woods somewhere. Nothing huge, two properties that could be easily afforded with a big bank deposit & keep the property taxes paid off the interest.

Never be heard from or seen again... or I'd open a social club. Which is the exact opposite

Pay off all my relatives debt and buy my children houses.

I feel like if we won the lottery. . .. my wife would actually know where she'd want to go for dinner

The short bridge on this tune (about 2:25 in) is unexpected, intense, and ultimately beautiful.

PopAndSonGrows said:

I feel like if we won the lottery. . .. my wife would actually know where she'd want to go for dinner

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Nope not a chance.

I wouldn’t even quit my job….but l’d have a much different attitude.

I already have you folks, what else could a man want in life. I might buy some socks that wasn’t stretched out . Or some underwear that isn’t stained.

Bareback said:

Nope not a chance.

I wouldn’t even quit my job….but l’d have a much different attitude.

I already have you folks, what else could a man want in life. I might buy some socks that wasn’t stretched out . Or some underwear that isn’t stained.

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Dude goes to the doc for a routine physical. The doc says, 'Okay, Mr. Rabbit. We're going to need a urine sample, a stool sample and a semen sample'. Dude replies, 'Gee, doc. I'm in a hurry. Can I just leave my underwear???

Huge RIU party with really nice party gifts for a select few (you know who you are)

I'd live in a suite on a high end cruise ship for a year or two.