medicineman
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So does the media have anything of interest today Iraq surge?
Writ of habeas corpus?
Declining middle class? Record foreclosure rates? Cuts in "government entitlement programs"?
See America! Quick! Look! Britney's head! Astronaut in diapers! Anna Nicole's death! Barack's madrassa! Britney's snatch! ADULT DIAPERS! Super Bowl! It's cold! It's really, really cold! Britney's rehab! More Paris Hilton tapes! Did we say ADULT DIAPERS?! Britney's cry for help! Dem infighting! Britney's bald! I mean, bald as a billiard ball!
Writ of habeas corpus?
Over here! Over here! Britney's divorce! Gardisil! Anna Nicole's body! Homophobic Snicker's ad! Crocodile Hunter's death! Killer manta rays! Britney's partying! Lindsay Lohan's rehab! ANNA NICOLE! Anna Nicole! Did we mention Britney's snatch?! And the cold?! Daaaaammmmnnnnn, it's cold! Yep, that astro-nut drove all the way to Florida with a rubber mallet! Anna Nicole's lawyer boyfriend!
Declining middle class? Record foreclosure rates? Cuts in "government entitlement programs"?
Hey, Democracy! Something bright -- something pretty! Hillary-Barack-Geffen wrestling match! ANNA NICOLE! And her redneck mother! Britney's bare head! ADULT DIAPERS?! I mean, really! Prince Harry's off to Iraq! K-Fed wants custody! Brangelina! Brangelina's brood! American Idol judges getting too real! Paula Abdul's affair! Paula Abdul's drunken demeanor! Paula Abdul's bizarre behavior! ANNA NICOLE'S FUNERAL SET TO BE ON THE TEE-VEE!!!!!!!!!
See America?! Democracy?! Liberty?! Proportional representation?! The American Dream?!
