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UncleBuck

UncleBuck

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sheskunk said:
I stopped by my usual Chevron station on the way home from work this afternoon. All the pumps were closed. They had caution tape around them all. Not sure if they were doing some type of maintenance or maybe the pumps were broken. I'm just glad I'm not black. Otherwise I would have suffered.

I went 4 blocks down the road and got gas at the 76 station instead.

Whew. That was close.
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that is a perfect analogy to what happened in the south before civil rights. very good point.
 
Nutes and Nugs

Nutes and Nugs

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UncleBuck said:
tell me about the mountains.

by the way, i like to get stoned on medical cannabis, my doctor says i need it to get stoned. is that cool, or are you guys gonna be a dick about that?
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There ain't no damned mountains in the south, maybe some hills.
Who cares? You will never know until you visit.

I would have to agree with your doctors.
Let's keep this nutcase nice and high so he doesn't go out and kill anyone.
 
DonAlejandroVega

DonAlejandroVega

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actually listen to Tommy
Nutes and Nugs said:
There ain't no damned mountains in the south, maybe some hills.
Who cares? You will never know until you visit.

I would have to agree with your doctors.
Let's keep this nutcase nice and high so he doesn't go out and kill anyone.
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right there at the border of the Carolacky's. between Asheville an' Greenville. ain't no Sierra Madres, but overflowin' in big buck, black bear, and some really nice gobblers. :)
 
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BigNBushy

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UncleBuck said:
why would i want to visit the south? what does it have to offer?
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Deep fried oreo cookies or snikers.

Pickled eggs and pigs feet... delicious.

And a lot of the nation's new industry because we're willing to work for a fair wage and not go on strike to get twice what we're worth.

Hell, you might even have a job if you moved down here.

Even our walmart employees can rent a decent place and drive an ok car and take a couple of modest vacations per year.

No state income taxes, in most southern states anyhow.
 
DonAlejandroVega

DonAlejandroVega

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BigNBushy said:
Deep fried oreo cookies or snikers.

Pickled eggs and pigs feet... delicious.

And a lot of the nation's new industry because we're willing to work for a fair wage and not go on strike to get twice what we're worth.

Hell, you might even have a job if you moved down here.

Even our walmart employees can rent a decent place and drive an ok car and take a couple of modest vacations per year.

No state income taxes, in most southern states anyhow.
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girls named Starlene!
lol
 
AlecTheGardener

AlecTheGardener

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Us northerners have a hard time enjoying the south unless we have lived there for some time. Frankly it makes sense, who the hell names a grocery store piggly wiggly? What the hell?

Want a coke?
Sure.
What kind?

The above question perplexed me for almost a day before I had a very delightful young waitress explain to me that every soda in the world is a 'coke.' This rule allows this interaction:

Want a coke?
Sure.
What kind?
Mountain Dew.

???

See that stuff scares off people from the west coast and the north.
 
DonAlejandroVega

DonAlejandroVega

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AlecTheGardener said:
Us northerners have a hard time enjoying the south unless we have lived there for some time. Frankly it makes sense, who the hell names a grocery store piggly wiggly? What the hell?

Want a coke?
Sure.
What kind?

The above question perplexed me for almost a day before I had a very delightful young waitress explain to me that every soda in a world is 'coke.' This rules makes this interaction possible:

Want a coke?
Sure.
What kind?
Mountain Dew.

???

See that stuff scares off people from the west coast and the north.
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I love this land.......all of it. 'cept Northern Jersey.

we have it all. location. resources. climate. if We ever get our heads out of each others asses' we'll be set :)
 
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BigNBushy

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My favorite kind of coke is diet Pepsi.

There are parts of the south where they call it a pop.

Also, if you just order a tea, it is going to have ice in it and have lots of sugar.
 
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