The UK Growers Thread!

[theslipperbandit]

May clean the flower tent n repot 2 exo and 2dbxl3 so when the rest land I'll veg em a bit then throw em I'm flowering as the others finish

 

[Father Ramirez]

hows it going lads still all safe i hope i gone bk down to 4 plants in 1.2 now with a scrogg net in there looks better im just starting week 6 and its exo

How the F did I end up on a UK thread when all I wanted was to learn about cannabis bonsai? Well, it turns out it's not time wasted.

I confirmed something I knew that most yanks don't; simply because someone is English doesn't mean they won't succumb to the current trend of the dumbing of our global populace. And we're to blame, I admit! We Americans started this nonsense in the early 1980s with Valley Girl speak.
You see, Americans generally assume you Brits are intelligent and educated.
Whether you think yourself too busy to express yourselves in the time tested fashion of correct syntax, spelling, and the like, or just want to appear cool, ignoring basic grammar requires a bit more effort of the reader to unravel your code. Is that what you want? Are you really so pressed for time that you can't bother typing the 'a' and 'c' to complete the word 'back'? You're not under fire, are you? Is you life in danger?
Please don't try to mimic moron Americans who truly don't know better.

 

[theslipperbandit]

Even Shakespeare used abbreviations.if a way of getting a message out faster works den let em do az e plzs

 

[theslipperbandit]

How the F did I end up on a UK thread when all I wanted was to learn about cannabis bonsai? Well, it turns out it's not time wasted.

I confirmed something I knew that most yanks don't; simply because someone is English doesn't mean they won't succumb to the current trend of the dumbing of our global populace. And we're to blame, I admit! We Americans started this nonsense in the early 1980s with Valley Girl speak.
You see, Americans generally assume you Brits are intelligent and educated.
Whether you think yourself too busy to express yourselves in the time tested fashion of correct syntax, spelling, and the like, or just want to appear cool, ignoring basic grammar requires a bit more effort of the reader to unravel your code. Is that what you want? Are you really so pressed for time that you can't bother typing the 'a' and 'c' to complete the word 'back'? You're not under fire, are you? Is you life in danger?
Please don't try to mimic moron Americans who truly don't know better.

"is you life in danger", priceless.
Once U get off your high horse and notice time is money check out all these abbreviations.

http://www.shakespeareswords.com/Abbreviations

 

[theslipperbandit]

The general online community tend to abbreviate words in order to reply to a previous comment in time but oooooh no he got his message across without a problem bar you so cop the fuck on its a pot site not a grammar nazi camp

 

[theslipperbandit]

Gf has a tendency to buy those cheap festive themed plant with no drainage hole so I keep an eye on it used a little coffee and I'd spare endocorizel from dipping b4 reporting and lads it's really expensive but endocorizel is better for cannabis than mycrocorizol mind. That may be incorrect it wasn't on Google scholar, well anyways they get so big I support em with chop sticks n she goes mad cuz they turn into monsters so I'm going to buy a few pots today n one for that beast n see how big I can get her

 

[theslipperbandit]

Bestwarm up workout around and the squat version with dumbells has the legs shaking

 

[theslipperbandit]

Took me easily a month to finish the pushup one especially with the holding.u feel the burn by the 3Rd hold it but the trick I find is to do pushup on my knuckles and not just involve the pecking,debts n arms but also ur lats n traps play a massive part n kep ur core Tight

 

[oscaroscar]

The best thing for core strength is skateboarding for twenty five years

 

[bazoomer]

I'l stick to shaging for exercise if you don't mind

 

[bazoomer]

Can I just say, ( after a pipe of Exo )
Thank you Exo. What a plant , it's never let me down, you can't go wrong with her, I've fucked up & abused her for many years & she never fails to delever .& Thank you ramjamSambo who started me off with her all those years ago

 

[DST]

How the F did I end up on a UK thread when all I wanted was to learn about cannabis bonsai? Well, it turns out it's not time wasted.

I confirmed something I knew that most yanks don't; simply because someone is English doesn't mean they won't succumb to the current trend of the dumbing of our global populace. And we're to blame, I admit! We Americans started this nonsense in the early 1980s with Valley Girl speak.
You see, Americans generally assume you Brits are intelligent and educated.
Whether you think yourself too busy to express yourselves in the time tested fashion of correct syntax, spelling, and the like, or just want to appear cool, ignoring basic grammar requires a bit more effort of the reader to unravel your code. Is that what you want? Are you really so pressed for time that you can't bother typing the 'a' and 'c' to complete the word 'back'? You're not under fire, are you? Is you life in danger?
Please don't try to mimic moron Americans who truly don't know better.

The 3rd word in your rant is abbreviated you moron. Not to mention terrible grammar throughout.

 

[R1b3n4]

How the F did I end up on a UK thread when all I wanted was to learn about cannabis bonsai? Well, it turns out it's not time wasted.

I confirmed something I knew that most yanks don't; simply because someone is English doesn't mean they won't succumb to the current trend of the dumbing of our global populace. And we're to blame, I admit! We Americans started this nonsense in the early 1980s with Valley Girl speak.
You see, Americans generally assume you Brits are intelligent and educated.
Whether you think yourself too busy to express yourselves in the time tested fashion of correct syntax, spelling, and the like, or just want to appear cool, ignoring basic grammar requires a bit more effort of the reader to unravel your code. Is that what you want? Are you really so pressed for time that you can't bother typing the 'a' and 'c' to complete the word 'back'? You're not under fire, are you? Is you life in danger?
Please don't try to mimic moron Americans who truly don't know better.

 

[Roobarb]

All that's needed is a PayPal address. Nothing illegal about sending someone a few sheckles as a gift. If someone can send the PayPal address of his Mrs to the info bb address I'll be happy to send the lass a few bob to help along.

I'm pretty sure evrry1 will donate and if they don't we name n shame em lol

Aye if anyone gets it sorted lemme know, I'm in...

quite a few no his address some1 could send a letter asking for a paypal address etc? nothing dodgy with a simple letter, although i dunno how much longer it will be, was in her name and tenancy was downgraded and almost lost the gaff first time round, most prob lose it now.

howdy baz, hows ya doing mate? how come you moved again?

Ye Deffo I'll send a few quid to the lass no worries let me no if u lads sort it. As the lad who suggested it is no I'm not well known but we all in same boat here. Let me no plz

@zeddd

I have all her contact details for over a week now. Surprisingly, I only had one PM and that only seemed to question my integrity. That if this info didn't come from an old member then they wouldn't believe it. She wasn't hard to find on Facebook lads. I have have link to the local paper website which names her and shows his face. I can send screenshots of her FB which shows him & her & kids. I'm gonna help her out a bit and I don't even know the cunt
PM me if you want

 

[zeddd]

@zeddd

I have all her contact details for over a week now. Surprisingly, I only had one PM and that only seemed to question my integrity. That if this info didn't come from an old member then they wouldn't believe it. She wasn't hard to find on Facebook lads. I have have link to the local paper website which names her and shows his face. I can send screenshots of her FB which shows him & her & kids. I'm gonna help her out a bit and I don't even know the cunt
PM me if you want

I've sorted them privately, shit loads, keep me out of it roob I fly solo

 

[DST]

@zeddd

I have all her contact details for over a week now. Surprisingly, I only had one PM and that only seemed to question my integrity. That if this info didn't come from an old member then they wouldn't believe it. She wasn't hard to find on Facebook lads. I have have link to the local paper website which names her and shows his face. I can send screenshots of her FB which shows him & her & kids. I'm gonna help her out a bit and I don't even know the cunt
PM me if you want

I don't pm on this site. Might as well just post..... it's as private
Pls send me paypal address to bb info email.

 

[The Yorkshireman]

How the F did I end up on a UK thread when all I wanted was to learn about cannabis bonsai? Well, it turns out it's not time wasted.

I confirmed something I knew that most yanks don't; simply because someone is English doesn't mean they won't succumb to the current trend of the dumbing of our global populace. And we're to blame, I admit! We Americans started this nonsense in the early 1980s with Valley Girl speak.
You see, Americans generally assume you Brits are intelligent and educated.
Whether you think yourself too busy to express yourselves in the time tested fashion of correct syntax, spelling, and the like, or just want to appear cool, ignoring basic grammar requires a bit more effort of the reader to unravel your code. Is that what you want? Are you really so pressed for time that you can't bother typing the 'a' and 'c' to complete the word 'back'? You're not under fire, are you? Is you life in danger?
Please don't try to mimic moron Americans who truly don't know better.

When you can pronounce the word 'Aluminium' without removing any letters or syllables.

 

[Roobarb]

@DST
Email

 

[theslipperbandit]

@zeddd

I have all her contact details for over a week now. Surprisingly, I only had one PM and that only seemed to question my integrity. That if this info didn't come from an old member then they wouldn't believe it. She wasn't hard to find on Facebook lads. I have have link to the local paper website which names her and shows his face. I can send screenshots of her FB which shows him & her & kids. I'm gonna help her out a bit and I don't even know the cunt
PM me if you want

Spill who it is to rambo n he can fb her to b sure then I'll donate

 

[theslipperbandit]

Fucking well happy I been. Using so many btc lately when they dipped..went up 20e earlier today