Upcoming drug fest

Hey all! I’m sure you all know me by now but for those of you who do not do little background info.

I was recently informed that I have an upcoming drug fest and I’m a little nervous about it. I’m 6 feet tall and about 250 pounds so I can take my share of drugs like the next dude,But this upcoming drug fest is like nothing I’ve seen before.

I’m really scared that if I don’t pass that none of these guys are gonna let me into the club. The minimum requirements for entry are injecting no less than 61 marijuanas in an hour, as well as smoking a golf ball size rock of crack. And of course these are punctuated by mainlining heroin and smoking a bunch of meth.

I was just wondering if anybody with more experience in these matters than I have could tell me if I have any chance of passing this upcoming drug fest. I really appreciate all the help that I can get, thanks guys!

Blue Wizard said:

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Why they don’t tell you is that a one year supply of crack to a crackhead is only a three day supply.

I'm with you dude... hoping you pass this drug fest.

Seriously, calling all crackheads. I need experienced junkies here!

It is important that you lay a solid foundation of the Universal Drug-adjunct.

i ain't watching you again , you got carried away at burning man last year

i'd suggest cleaning the floor first of any old / missed carpet fresh and or broken pieces of mints so that when you drop a rock and go looking for it, you don't ruin a good pipe trying to smoke one of the fore mentioned items.. nothing worse..

or sheet rock..

racerboy71 said:

or sheet rock..

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Mmm, nothing like smoking drywall crumbs

Ask Keith. Keith always passes.

prepare to throw up quite a bit of mixing the ups and the downs together.. shooting dope, then smoking crack can make one's stomach flip, causing you to puke.. at least that's what i saw on tv..

racerboy71 said:

prepare to throw up quite a bit of mixing the ups and the downs together.. shooting dope, then smoking crack can make one's stomach flip, causing you to puke.. at least that's what i saw on tv..

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And if it’s on tv, it’s gotta be true!

save some heroin for after you smoke the golf ball of crack to help you come back to earth with.. nothing worse than trying to wait out a golfball sized crack fiend with no downers..

lokie said:

Ask Keith. Keith always passes.

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Idol status

or at least have lots of booze, or benzos.

or both.

sorry, i don't have much advice on injecting the marijuana's though, maybe a real ex addict can help you out there...

just follow her.... she knows the way