What did you accomplish today?
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mr sunshine
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I fucked up my back, I can't even stand. I've been trying to get to my weed For the last 20 minutes, It's very far.
I miss walking
I miss walking
mr sunshine
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First time in my life I've ever had to wipe my ass from the front.
mr sunshine
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That was exhausting, I have shit on my hand and my balls .my assholes dirty as fuck and I can't get off the toilet, I used all my energy to wipe.
mr sunshine
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mr sunshine
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I was lifting something at work. Right when I was about to leave too. I'm in bad shape, I'm not ready for this pain that's about to hit me when I get up. I tried to get off the toilet seat once already but like a dumbass I forgot to pick up my pants while I was sitting. I stood up realized my pants were still on the ground. Instead of sitting back down then lifting them I tried to go for it and fell back onto the toilet seat.
I'm not gunna lie, I'm scared to get up.
Singlemalt
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Uh oh, Fresno be needing a new Jefe
Singlemalt
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Pull it together mijo, be strong. This is like international politics: if I don't have my heretofore strong NE border Imma have to start an arms race, premptive strikes and all that shit
Indacouch
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Is one of your shopping cart smart pots close to your bathroom window ....I have a plan.....and during times of distress such as these we often forget about contraband we hide in different places of the house......do you have da drugs hidden in your bathroom?
mr sunshine
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ANC
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Just made the wife half a cup of weed tea. She doesn't smoke, she might try to take a puff once or twice a year from strangers at a party.
Our 4-year-old is a bit too energetic today for her middle-aged parents, so I think my wife can do with a bit of a mellow out, Plus I have more than half a litre of tea left for me
I just used about a joint's worth of flowers, crushed into a litre of water with half a spoon of margarine and a piece of easter egg for fat. Boiled at the lowest setting on the oven for about 30 minutes.
Added 2 rooibos tea bags (best-tasting tea ever), let it steep a bit then strained through a coffee filter. I gave her 100ml, to get a ballpark of how much she would need.
Our 4-year-old is a bit too energetic today for her middle-aged parents, so I think my wife can do with a bit of a mellow out, Plus I have more than half a litre of tea left for me
I just used about a joint's worth of flowers, crushed into a litre of water with half a spoon of margarine and a piece of easter egg for fat. Boiled at the lowest setting on the oven for about 30 minutes.
Added 2 rooibos tea bags (best-tasting tea ever), let it steep a bit then strained through a coffee filter. I gave her 100ml, to get a ballpark of how much she would need.
cannabineer
Ursus marijanus
It has begun, and looks like our Generalumpsimo has left a gaping hole in the nation's continuing policy to let de facto slave labor in (and nobody else!) so it can keep his biz buddies from being bled white on noncompetitive shit like paying them:
Damn I'm in a political mood this morning. I might visit Buck's County and go kill something. Hmmm, not a bad idea, everybody wins
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BarnBuster
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was this about a week back?
i always thought people were faking it when they said they had a bad back until i hurt mine. now just getting groceries out of the trunk can tweak it.
cannabineer
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I attempt this every now and then, particularly when I think there is still considerable weight hanging ... and I am always amazed how a hand that spent 50 years perfecting its aft-to-fore technique can do such a shitty job in reverse.
cannabineer
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I'm gonna pass on some seriously good information I have so far succeeded in ignoring, but a timer is ticking until I regret not listening to Annie about this:was this about a week back?
i always thought people were faking it when they said they had a bad back until i hurt mine. now just getting groceries out of the trunk can tweak it.
inversion table
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0084FD94C
I don't know about the brands, but I heard Teeter is god (but not cheap). I would buy one of theirs unless you see great reviews for a different brand. I would be prone to serious anger if I had to deal with poor workmanship on an appliance intended to make me more livable ...
this model rotates in English ... @mr sunshine can get the one that rotates in Mexican.
Indacouch
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Poetry
Chunky Stool
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I tweaked my back yesterday morning while doing something non-strenuous. Just twisted the wrong way while lifting a water can. Wasn't a big deal at first but got worse through the day. Mrs. Stool says I need to strengthen it to prevent more episodes. Sounds like exercise...was this about a week back?
i always thought people were faking it when they said they had a bad back until i hurt mine. now just getting groceries out of the trunk can tweak it.
