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What did you accomplish today?

Discussion in 'Toke N Talk' started by 420God, Sep 6, 2012.

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    Indacouch

    Indacouch Well-Known Member

    I've accomplished the crazy part for sure ...as far as liking me,idk ....they always run in the house and lock the door when they see me ....I guess inviting the neighborhood watch team for a game of naked twister is frowned upon .....especially when your not from that neighborhood and happen to be covered in tattoos.....I actually live in the country myself. I've got one elderly neighbor who loves me to death....The whole neighbor thing is over rated anyways. Nothing but trouble ((TRUST ME)).....things are looking slightly better in my situation:clap:

    Headed to see baby Gary now actually.
     
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    Gary Goodson

    Gary Goodson Well-Known Member

    That's what's up. I'm going to smoke some ribs too.
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    ANC

    ANC Well-Known Member

    Lol, I have 2 cops, one being an ex-detective as well as a jail warden for neighbours.
    I'm related to the warden's wife :)
    My dad, his niece and nephew bought 3 houses next to each other, so it was like growing up in a family compound. I rented out my place and took over our house when my mom got too old for the big place.
     
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    Johnei

    Johnei Well-Known Member

    I was up north at the lake fishing and the place I went to buy worms for bait just so happens, they have a million fuckin tons of worm castings in the back. YEEEEHAAAAA.. payed $5 per 50lb bag.. got 8bags.. drove home with the exhaust on the shitbox sparking on big bumps.. have more worm castings than I'll need for my entire organic grow life now. Today's cross country worm shit hauling mission accomplished.. 25bucks for bag of 20liters.. FUCK THAT!!! I'm all set now. time for a bong.. and a test tea brew.. better be good shit!rrrrr
     
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    tangerinegreen555

    tangerinegreen555 Well-Known Member

    I washed and waxed the truck. Because I like to see water bead up when it rains.

    And, it's definitely going to rain. Because I washed and waxed the truck. That's how it works here. Never fails.
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    Never used this before, synthetic polymer wax.
    I think I just like the words 'synthetic polymer'. Sounds real 21st century and shit.
     
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    cannabineer

    cannabineer Ursus marijanus

    ooooohh shiny

    "Synthetic polymer" is some quality incantation

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    ANC

    ANC Well-Known Member

    Earthworms are their own tea, the stuff that comes out of a worm is better than what goes into it.
    Just mulch the soil they are in with grass or shredded leaves. They will come up and take the mulch down into the soil with them
     
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    v.s one

    v.s one Well-Known Member

    IMG_2851.JPG Gamble night at my house tonight.The couples we gambled with last week were signaling each other. Suspectedly.I switched the game from cards to the top.
     
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    WeedFreak78

    WeedFreak78 Well-Known Member

    Glad I'm not the only one with neighbor issues...:cuss::finger:

    Ive been out since 7ish measuring and staking my property line for a fence. My ONE neighbor, who've I've told multiple times to respect the property line, keeps mowing over into my property more and more every time he mows. He's 30ft into my property, I measured this morning. I let that area grow out for hay/mulch/ compost that I need for my gardens. Right now it's open yard between the properties. We've always left it open as a courtesy, so he had easier access to his back yard if he needed to get a truck, or his parents motor home he stores, back there. Last night, he wen't out at dusk and mowed around a fence that's , easily, 15ft into my property, an area i didn't want mowed because it stopped people from driving across that part of the yard. He said he did it because he didn't like the way it looked, the same reason he keeps pushing the property line. Then I wake up to 2 of his vehicle parked on my side of the line in my yard. I'm sick of this shit. Last year he put a car out front to sell, for a fucking used car dealer he knew, on my side of the line, and it leaked a 3 ft circle of oil in my yard... right where I WAS planning on putting my grape trellising. :cuss::cuss:So now I'm locking him out of my yard... and locking that motor home in his yard. He's going to have to take down an 8' stockade fence he just put up last month to get it out now. But with only 6ft sections he's going to have to cut a post..:fire:

    My yard is full of tire ruts from him and his roommates, the post fence we had put up as a barrier between the driveways, which we put 15' of the property line to allow him access over our property, has been hit multiple times, knocked over and broke, i had a fruit tree I had planted 3 years ago that someone from that house drove over and ripped out.

    I'm done. Knocked on his door, told him to get his cars of my property, stay on his side and well just have a smile and wave relationship. And if my fence/ property gets damaged again, I'm going after his homeowners insurance.

    I hate people.:cuss:
     
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    Indacouch

    Indacouch Well-Known Member

    Let us know how it tastes..

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    ovo

    ovo Well-Known Member

    Nip it in the bud as soon as someone is taking advantage of you. The missing fruit tree three years ago was your signal.
     
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    ANC

    ANC Well-Known Member

    Just tell him where to empty the lawnmower.
     
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    WeedFreak78

    WeedFreak78 Well-Known Member

    Yeah, hindsight. I gave him the benefit of the doubt, only because I've had random people drive over that area many times over 20+ years. It the reason we put the fence there years ago, but even though it goes 50+ feet perpendicular to the road, we've had people go up our driveway and around the fence to his driveway just to turn around.
     
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    WeedFreak78

    WeedFreak78 Well-Known Member

    I don't want it mowed, period, end of discussion, he's not helping me. I hate lawns, I have areas I'm letting grow back into woods. He knows all this. If i mow, it's certain areas, once in fall. The large veg mass helps my compost keep heat longer into the colds weather.
     
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    Johnei

    Johnei Well-Known Member

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    Indacouch

    Indacouch Well-Known Member

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    Indagrow

    Indagrow Well-Known Member

    Finally an opinion I care about
     
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    WeedFreak78

    WeedFreak78 Well-Known Member

    Just took my cat to the vet. He needs teeth pulled. They won't talk cost, just $900 for anesthesia...:o:shock:...WTF? .... and then they'll decide once he's under and being examined. Not even a .."it usually costs between this and that, barring issues" Cost me $120 just for the exam. I only went there because that's where he's always been treated before I took over his care. I Just got an appointment at a smaller local vet, see if they are more reasonable. Only $50 for an exam... keeping fingers crossed.
     
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    Indacouch

    Indacouch Well-Known Member

    TITLE---Two deletes one Mr.J

    ((Takes a hit of polar bear express))

    Where was I .....ahhhh yes

    Once upon a time there was a guy named Mr.J. He was a strange fellow and seemed very alone,broke and down on his luck....One day he drove to the store in his 87 Toyota tercel ...as he was standing outside pan handling for a cheap beer and enough gas to get home. He smelt a familiar smell ....Sh#t,that's rite sh#t...but not just any FU##I#g Sh#t,worm S#it....he immediately got excited and knew that was a free food source for months...as he peered through the fence behind the store.... he could see a huge pile of steaming worm S#it ....Mr.J was beyond excited about all that FU##I#g SH##.....He immediately ran inside the store ((EXCITED)) with his mouth watering and a raging Bon#r.....he went to the clerk and asked about the pile of Sh#t....The clerk responded with--What in the Fu#k do want all that Shi# for....Mr.J had to think quick, the store owner hated him for previous loitering and other lude acts in his parking lot.....So Mr.J screams PLANTS!!!...I have plants ((which was a terrible lie))..........so the nice man behind the counter makes a deal with Mr.J .....I give you all my SH#t....if you promise no more panhandling,prostitution,or loitering in my lot.....Mr.J agrees and drops to his knees to thank the nice man .....after 9 minutes of thanking the store owner behind the counter .....he gets up,dusts his knees off and goes to collect his Shi#.....Mr.J runs outside and thanks a few more people behind the dumpster to get enough gas money to get home......Finally he backs his little tercel rite up to his free pile of SH#T......He couldn't believe his eyes....at least $17 worth the free shit.....((TOTALLY WORTH IT)) he says .....Mr.j starts loading Sh#t like a pro .....2 hours and 7 shovel scoops later ....Mr.J finally had all approx 22lbs of worm SH#t in his car.......Beyond excited he jumps in his 87 tercel ((with custom racing stripes mind you)) and starts the long 45 second drive home .....Rite away he realizes 22lbs of worm SHI# ....is way to much for his 87....But he pushes on and slowly eases over all the bumps and sticks in the alley to get home.....Mr.J has no money ....so no registration or insurance, forces him to drive half a block down the alley to get home.....Finally he arrives back to his parents house to tell them all about his SH#TTY day......as always the doors are locked with a note that reads ((PLEASE LEAVE!!!....love mom&dad))......not phased Mr.J runs back to the alley to start unloading his SH##.......after he gets all his SHI# put away .....Mr.J eats well....then he decides to share his story with all his best friends and homeboys....((Strangers on the internet))..........one of these people who happen to see his post/story is a strapping young Ladd with a huge penis named Inda ...or Mr In for short.....obviously disgusted and recognizing Mr.J immediately from all his other accounts ....Mr.In decides to show some compassion....he just felt bad and was disgusted to see the same lonely sad little man with a tiny brain eating SH#t ......Mr.In happen to be cooking a 4 egg omelette ....but actually had 2 eggs left .....so out of the kindness of his heart he offers Mr.J two of his half dozen eggs ....even sending MrJ a picture of the delicious ranch eggs .....and just because it appeared that two of the eggs in the carton were actually a mans testicles .....Mr.J reported Mr.In .....TWICE!!....in a 10 minute time frame........So Mr.IN being the bigger man .....decided not to push the issue and realized maybe Mr.J is happy eating worm Shi#...having multiple sock accounts and stocking strangers on the internet .....Mr.IN also realized Mr.J was in love with the report button ......Mr.J went on living happily ever after amassing multiple sock accounts......setting records for reporting people ...all while living in his car at his parents eating worm Sh#t..

    ------------------THE END-----------------

    See my next story titled --Mr.J is Mr.A.



    Remember this story was totally fictional and absolutely had nothing to do with any of the people/socks seen here.......
     
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    ANC

    ANC Well-Known Member

    Dropped my daughter off at mom in law's, but had to take her shopping first, an exercise in patience.
    Oh and I just ran out of weed, oh well it's almost bed time.

    Jeesus I thought Iour vet is expensive, it is like $150 to pull a cat tooth.
    It isn;t like the 1980's where you can just get a new pet, they are fucking expensive when they get sick these days. Spend $200 on a vet one Saturday when our cat got urinary tract crystals.
    Our pets always get sick on weekends.
     
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