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Win a date with Tyler.Durden

Discussion in 'Toke N Talk' started by Pinworm, Aug 12, 2015.

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    Pinworm

    Pinworm Well-Known Member

    Please submit your essay on why you should win a date with @tyler.durden. Yes!
     
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    Dr.Pecker

    Dr.Pecker Well-Known Member

    Who's tyler.derdin?
     
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    Kalebaiden

    Kalebaiden Well-Known Member

    Hi, My names contestant number 3.

    I think I should win a date with Tyler because he's so dreamy and I totally have gotten over my killing phase <tee hee>

    I mean, I still stab and bite a bit but if I wear my helmet I won't be able to hurt him that much.

    I like long walks on the beach, candle lit sacrifices and golly gee, I really love ice cream.

    If I win, I promise it'll be the best and last night of Tylers life!
     
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    Pinworm

    Pinworm Well-Known Member

    Fine. I'll do mine first since you are all a bunch of lazy pussies.

    He is witty, informative, has a huge e-weenis, does not suffer newbs lightly. He has never treated me with disrespect. He always remembers to say sorry when he pre-jacks in my mouth. He has never once led me to believe something that is untrue about my political beliefs. His knowledge about science and philosophy is something that I hold in high respect. I would let one of my children breed with his. He once gave me a handy j in an elevator ride during a lightning storm to calm my nerves.

    I love this man.

    An essay by,
    Pinworm
     
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    Dr.Pecker

    Dr.Pecker Well-Known Member

    Fucking home wreckers!
     
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    tyler.durden

    tyler.durden Well-Known Member

    Hmmm. Kalebaiden seems dangerous, I like bad boyz. And Pecker seems hard to get, I dig that, too. But Pin and I have something special, you know, with feelings involved. I've got to hit the sack (then go to bed), I have a lot to think about...
     
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    Unclebaldrick

    Unclebaldrick Well-Known Member

    I have some beer left.

    Thank you for your consideration.
     
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    Balzac89

    Balzac89 Undercover Mod

    You and I are gonna get along just fine.
     
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    a senile fungus

    a senile fungus Well-Known Member

    Are there any rules to consider here?
     
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    Diabolical666

    Diabolical666 Well-Known Member

    Tyler is a genius...that is all
     
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    Gary Goodson

    Gary Goodson Well-Known Member

    Tyler has a penis.... That is all




    Mernin Dia
     
    Last edited: Aug 13, 2015
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    abe supercro

    abe supercro Well-Known Member

    Chitown Maven? He haz a nuggetry stand at the waterfront on saturdays, kindest bud in town. be careful w the third eye headband kush, theshit gave me a past life regression.
     
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    Diabolical666

    Diabolical666 Well-Known Member

    afta'noon govna
     
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    tyler.durden

    tyler.durden Well-Known Member

    Ha, in T&T? No. Essay away...
     
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    tyler.durden

    tyler.durden Well-Known Member

    Be extra careful with the brown eye headband kush, butt they always cum back for more...
     
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    ttystikk

    ttystikk Well-Known Member

    The real question is, when I put him out on the street to earn some money, will he put out right n proper?
     
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    tyler.durden

    tyler.durden Well-Known Member

    Of course. I make enough money with the grow, so if they're a little short on cash, I don't make a big deal about it. This contest is to win a date, not pimp out Tyler. That's a future contest...
     
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    curious2garden

    curious2garden Well-Known Member

    I'll see your beer and raise you GG #4 since it's for Tyler :)
     
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    Balzac89

    Balzac89 Undercover Mod

    I wrote to my essay, but it might take him a few days to write back. Ya know the snail mail in lockup.
     
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    a senile fungus

    a senile fungus Well-Known Member


    What's the first rule?
     

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