Wish I Could Go Back In Time And Punch Myself For This.

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hempcurescancer

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ok so a longgg ass time ago when I was just thinkin about trying weed, my friend got some. Well she ended up just givng me the stash we went half n half on, so me and another buddy where gonna smoke it. Well It came to be like eleven when we realized the stupidest thing ever: we didn't have a fuckin peice or a lighter, and back then I was too stupid to make a bong, can, apple, or a vape. So guess what my dumbass did? I ate it. In a turkey sandwhich (despite my buddy telling me it wouldn't work) no cannabutter, nuthin. Just a dime on a sandwhich. Please note this was before I ever smoked or knew anything, I promise I'm not that fuckin dumb anymore. Anyway, u know placebo affect, I thought I was high and was laughing at everything. Worst mistake ever. I wish I could go back in time and get that stash back.

Anything any of u ever did with weed that u totally regret?
 
Skroatz

Skroatz

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hempcurescancer said:
ok so a longgg ass time ago when I was just thinkin about trying weed, my friend got some. Well she ended up just givng me the stash we went half n half on, so me and another buddy where gonna smoke it. Well It came to be like eleven when we realized the stupidest thing ever: we didn't have a fuckin peice or a lighter, and back then I was too stupid to make a bong, can, apple, or a vape. So guess what my dumbass did? I ate it. In a turkey sandwhich (despite my buddy telling me it wouldn't work) no cannabutter, nuthin. Just a dime on a sandwhich. Please note this was before I ever smoked or knew anything, I promise I'm not that fuckin dumb anymore. Anyway, u know placebo affect, I thought I was high and was laughing at everything. Worst mistake ever. I wish I could go back in time and get that stash back.

Anything any of u ever did with weed that u totally regret?
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I got some coconut flaked cadbury chocolate, melted shitloads of nice bud in it... because i melted down the shitty block chocolate it tasted like shit... ended up chucking it... never use good bud for cooking again lol
 
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when I was younger a friend and I went to the river and he jumped in with the weed lol so any way we split up what was left probably an eighth each and ate it :weed: but really though it sucked and kinda burned my mouth but that's what you get when you're drunk as fuck
 
PowerPlantPuss

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i remember about 2 yrs ago i left a half oz bag of weed sitting on the kitchen table ( the kitchen had carpet, itll b clear soon) i rolled a j left the open bag on the table n decided i wanted to endulge in a dump/joint... 14 glorious minutes passed and i was done both. i was all happy n stoned walkin back in the kitchen.... i open the door n to my horror i see my cat puddy batting the bag around the place like theres no 2mro!!! weed was scattered all over the carpet ( that was destroyed in cat/dog hair/10yrs of abuse ) and there was sweet fuck all on the table not even enough for a 50bag.... i ran the cat n tried to salvage weed off the floor... in vein . all had been lost ... as punishment he got no wet food for 2 days only the dry biscuts . he was not amused lol
 
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PowerPlantPuss said:
i remember about 2 yrs ago i left a half oz bag of weed sitting on the kitchen table ( the kitchen had carpet, itll b clear soon) i rolled a j left the open bag on the table n decided i wanted to endulge in a dump/joint... 14 glorious minutes passed and i was done both. i was all happy n stoned walkin back in the kitchen.... i open the door n to my horror i see my cat puddy batting the bag around the place like theres no 2mro!!! weed was scattered all over the carpet ( that was destroyed in cat/dog hair/10yrs of abuse ) and there was sweet fuck all on the table not even enough for a 50bag.... i ran the cat n tried to salvage weed off the floor... in vein . all had been lost ... as punishment he got no wet food for 2 days only the dry biscuts . he was not amused lol
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jesus fuck what I did thats terrible

I feel for ya.
 
erkelsgoo420

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U were likely high if it was ur 1st time. Eating weed is eating weed. I only can think of one. I was 16 (1957) I had my bong (water bong then lol) it was awesome my cousin made it for me and it was a glass dolphin with a pull bowl for a blow hole very rare very elaborate very expensive piece. I loaded up my very first homegrow nug ever took a fat hit and almost blacked out and dropped the bong all over the garage. Freaked me out so I set it down and stepped out back for a smoke. About 5 minutes later my dad comes walkin out back..." Hey dad" FUCKIN SMACKKK!!!! And again!!!!! I'm like wtf dude wtf and thought oh shit .the bong is right in front of him so when he opened the garage it was the first thing he saw. Well... Turns out after breaking the bong (wasn't supposed to smoke) I grabbed the wrong bag(his not mine had no idea he smoked) but upon seeing my homegrown (schwag now but then it was tops) he forgave the mistake took my bud took 3 tokes handed it back told me "good job I'm fucked" I smoked with the old man on the back porch everyday til he passed in 97. 3 years after this event my cousin (more like a brother) was killed serving for the westminster p.d.... I wish everyday I had that bong back as rememberance but am glad I don't as its demise molded and solidified a relationship me and my father could never have had otherwise... Amazing how such a loss can be such a monumental gain eh? I'm sad now. Time to grab the oil :joint:
 
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erkelsgoo420 said:
U were likely high if it was ur 1st time. Eating weed is eating weed. I only can think of one. I was 16 (1957) I had my bong (water bong then lol) it was awesome my cousin made it for me and it was a glass dolphin with a pull bowl for a blow hole very rare very elaborate very expensive piece. I loaded up my very first homegrow nug ever took a fat hit and almost blacked out and dropped the bong all over the garage. Freaked me out so I set it down and stepped out back for a smoke. About 5 minutes later my dad comes walkin out back..." Hey dad" FUCKIN SMACKKK!!!! And again!!!!! I'm like wtf dude wtf and thought oh shit .the bong is right in front of him so when he opened the garage it was the first thing he saw. Well... Turns out after breaking the bong (wasn't supposed to smoke) I grabbed the wrong bag(his not mine had no idea he smoked) but upon seeing my homegrown (schwag now but then it was tops) he forgave the mistake took my bud took 3 tokes handed it back told me "good job I'm fucked" I smoked with the old man on the back porch everyday til he passed in 97. 3 years after this event my cousin (more like a brother) was killed serving for the westminster p.d.... I wish everyday I had that bong back as rememberance but am glad I don't as its demise molded and solidified a relationship me and my father could never have had otherwise... Amazing how such a loss can be such a monumental gain eh? I'm sad now. Time to grab the oil :joint:
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wow thats heavy shit man. rip ur cousin and that bong (but more ur cousin)

:peace:
 
tea tree

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I was using an ozone generator in the room. I thought I had it covered with vents but all my leaves had some cal or mag def. I dont know if it was my pain pills or what but I treated for cal mag def and kept growing for two harvests until it dawned on me, no wonder I am getting an ounce a plant and no yeild at all. The ozone is on and destroyin my plants! It completely and for no reason, the dumebest thing I have ever done, I just left it on. I have no idea what I was thinking. I am a reasonbly intelligent man but I just left it on. I rationalized it was all kinds of other things cuz the ozone took care of the smell. Now I got it off and plugged in my old carbon scrubber and I got happier plants and no smell either. What was I doing!!!!!!!!!!!
 
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tea tree said:
I was using an ozone generator in the room. I thought I had it covered with vents but all my leaves had some cal or mag def. I dont know if it was my pain pills or what but I treated for cal mag def and kept growing for two harvests until it dawned on me, no wonder I am getting an ounce a plant and no yeild at all. The ozone is on and destroyin my plants! It completely and for no reason, the dumebest thing I have ever done, I just left it on. I have no idea what I was thinking. I am a reasonbly intelligent man but I just left it on. I rationalized it was all kinds of other things cuz the ozone took care of the smell. Now I got it off and plugged in my old carbon scrubber and I got happier plants and no smell either. What was I doing!!!!!!!!!!!
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I'd be so pissed.
 
storkypig

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LOL...thats awesome. Dude, in 7th grade my friend and I convinced this dude that we had a phat ass joint. All we had done was picked grass from a yard and stuffed it in a toilet paper thingy...he was like "oh shit, lemme hit that..."..he lit that fucker on fire and i swear man, smoke damn near came out of his ears...he puked, puked more, made some weird noises, puked more...he never talked to us ever again.
 
Budme206

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storkypig said:
LOL...thats awesome. Dude, in 7th grade my friend and I convinced this dude that we had a phat ass joint. All we had done was picked grass from a yard and stuffed it in a toilet paper thingy...he was like "oh shit, lemme hit that..."..he lit that fucker on fire and i swear man, smoke damn near came out of his ears...he puked, puked more, made some weird noises, puked more...he never talked to us ever again.
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thats hilarious
someone i knew did that except the convinced the person to pay for it
 
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Budme206 said:
thats hilarious
someone i knew did that except the convinced the person to pay for it
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haha one of my friends did that too. the dumbass paid like 50 bucks for a bag of lawn clippings :dunce: He asked my friend if she could get him some grass, and she did.


and another time my brother sold some kind of spice that looked like hella good weed to one of his stupid ass buddies, the dude was tryin to get him to hit it with em xD
 
ontariogrower

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I smoked and delt this stuff around my area we call crows feet looks like a small weed plant maybe 2 weeksinto bud I mad some coin off it but cant remeber how many times I was like man Im so high so where the people I sold to but still feel dumb as shit
 
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