gladstoned
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Holy fuck stump!I now have 5 girls
We are all praying to God for girls when we are sexing our plants, NOT when we are having sex stump. You are doing it all wrong! lol
Wooeee
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We are all praying to God for girls when we are sexing our plants, NOT when we are having sex stump. You are doing it all wrong! lol
stumpjumper
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Hey man at least they aren't hermis!!! 
Trichyn9ne
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Stump your the only man in the house?!! Ouch, you do realize you will always be in the wrong, right?
stumpjumper
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I'm married man, I'm always wrong anyways...
stumpjumper
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Here's a pic of the little stinker.
I love how newborns shit. They'll be laying there in your arms so content, when all of a sudden a shit grenade goes off in their diaper. In one tenth of a fraction of a second their drawers are filled!! Then they jerk there head and try to focus on the world around them and you just know they are thinking, "what in the FUCK was that?"
Trust me, you don't want to be looking down the barrel of that cannon when she blows.. That shit flies like 3 feet..
One time my ex was changing a diaper on our newborn and I was eating some cake standing there watching from a ways away and she was baby-wiping her butt off and there was a piece of fuzz or something on her that looked weird from my distance so I said "what's that" to the wife and bent in for a closer look. Well the wife took one more pass with the baby-wipe and swiped her butthole and it was like a shotgun primer or something cause when she hit it the shit went flying, once again in one tenth of a fraction of a second, however, this time I was in the middle of a mouthful of cake, with shit frosting....
I'f you've never witnessed a newborn shit, you'll never understand until you do. They don't slowly pinch a loaf, they fucking go off like a bomb with no warning.
I love how newborns shit. They'll be laying there in your arms so content, when all of a sudden a shit grenade goes off in their diaper. In one tenth of a fraction of a second their drawers are filled!! Then they jerk there head and try to focus on the world around them and you just know they are thinking, "what in the FUCK was that?"
Trust me, you don't want to be looking down the barrel of that cannon when she blows.. That shit flies like 3 feet..
One time my ex was changing a diaper on our newborn and I was eating some cake standing there watching from a ways away and she was baby-wiping her butt off and there was a piece of fuzz or something on her that looked weird from my distance so I said "what's that" to the wife and bent in for a closer look. Well the wife took one more pass with the baby-wipe and swiped her butthole and it was like a shotgun primer or something cause when she hit it the shit went flying, once again in one tenth of a fraction of a second, however, this time I was in the middle of a mouthful of cake, with shit frosting....
I'f you've never witnessed a newborn shit, you'll never understand until you do. They don't slowly pinch a loaf, they fucking go off like a bomb with no warning.