WORRIED ABOUT DRUG TEST RESULTS

juanpere

New Member
so heres my story, i used to smoke several times a week back in 2015- july 2016, i quit smoking in august 2016 cause i got caught and got into a lot of trouble with MY WHOLE FAMILY, since then ive passed like 4 drug tests with no worries, but in december i smoked a few times with my friends while on christmas break and stopped the 31st, on january 2nd i stared the gym again, i've lost some fat, etc, ive clenaed up, so like 2 weeks ago i smokeed a joint with my best friend and continued on w/ my life without smoking, and than i smoked this friday, i started taking l carnitine on saturday, have been working out like crazy and burning as much fat as i can, its now monday and when i was at the gym i called my mom and asked her to pick me up cause i was to tired after training, so we are in the car and she pulls up at the laboratory and as always i carry 2 lasix pills on my wallet in case of an emergency like this, so as soon as i went to the lab i went to the bathroom and peed, i took the 2 lasixs and told my mom i didnt have any pee on me, she told me to drink as much water as i could so i did, 30 mins went by and i peed, my pee was kinda clear but at the same time it was yellowish (i took a sip of coffee at the lab cause it was nexxt to the water). and than i got home and peed like 3 times clear as water and super fluent... im scared as fuck right now, i dont know if it will come out negative or positive, what do you guys think?
 

GrayDizzle

Active Member
If you have a chance to get in trouble, it's just not worth it.. I've been a heavy smoker for 20+ years, but I've had to take a pause for a few years before to get myself out of trouble..
I'm guessing you're a juvenile, so I'll give you the same advice I tried to give my step daughter as a teenager..
She got herself in some trouble and was going down a bad road. I understand, I was in plenty of trouble back in the day too..
Just stop buddy. We know it's not as bad as a lot of people still think it is. It's just not worth being in trouble over. Stay in line, do what you gotta do, and it will be way more enjoyable in the end. Trust me.
 

ondoogyob

Well-Known Member
From the timeline you describe, expect to test positive. There's no real way around a drug test. None of the gear out there works, if the lab is at all on their game. A good lab will see urine dilution when they test specific gravity...and will look for excessive creatinine levels when they look for synthetic urine substitution. They only way to game a weed test that makes any sense at all to me is to flood the liver's glucuronidation pathways with silymarin from Milk Thistle. The idea is that this will slow the conversion of THC to the hydroxy metabolite that these labs test for. Anyway, dude. Good luck.
 

ondoogyob

Well-Known Member
BTW, I'm assuming that if you're on this forum, you're an adult. If you're a young adult, try to limit your weed intake up to the age of 30. Neurologists used to think that the pre-frontal cortex was fully formed by about 24. They now say it doesn't fully form until closer to 30.
 
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