you know your a drunk when...

when you stub your toe and when you go to hold it you fall over and hurt yourself even worse

when you get extremely mad over tiny things

when you wake up in the middle of the night feeling like u haven't drank anything in 3 days and chug back everything in yo fridge

when you light up the wrong end of a joint/cig

when you want a pizza with everything on it at 4 in the morning

when you keep wasting full drinks

when you puke all over the couch, have to be carried home, fall asleep holding onto someones dick and forget to take the ring off..

when u puke and pass out on the ground

when you roll over in bed and simply puke..forgetting yur lazy ass is puking on clean clothes.


when you wake up hours later in a Wal-Mart bathroom. and hop up like nothing happened


im bout to get throwed here in a munite. maybe ill have a fresh idea

when you piss in your closet

qwizoking said:

im bout to get throwed here in a munite. maybe ill have a fresh idea

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same lol

When you have the bondsman's phone#'s
On speed dial or perhaps all the jailers within 3 counties know you by your first name !

when you wake up and call out to whoever is in your house to bring u in a cold face cloth and a bottle of water

when you wake shaking and drenched in sweat

when you been after messaging a girl up and later regretting it more then once

you know your an alcahoelic when your girl asks why you never fuck sober and starts crying

When you go directly to the bar from the plasma donation center

Diabolical666 said:

when you piss in your closet

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oh yea, wife woke me up while I was pissing in the clothes hamper. Vodka fucks me up more than anything. Or...

When you open the oven door, and shit on it. Not me, btw. We still call him the hovering shit mongrel. He blamed it on the dog lol.

qwizoking said:

you know your an alcahoelic when your girl asks why you never fuck sober and starts crying

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lol wow

when you buy lots of throw rugs to cover the burn holes all over the carpets

when you start to get real nervous cause you started drinking your backup bottle and tomorrow is a holiday

when you use solo cups cause you're always breaking the glasses and getting cut (deep)

You know you're drunk When you accidentally finger your asshole instead of jacking off your dick.

when you have an open tab at your closest convenience store...
so you go to the next one




edit..
i win

when your still feel hungover by 10 pm the next day when u start drinking again

ooooh i hate that

um not tgat drunk right now. but i am afraid to close my eyes

when u hit the sack and the room is spinning like crazy

Mr. Bongwater said:

when u hit the sack and the room is spinning like crazy

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so gangsta.