You know your too stoned when.......

inbudwetrust · Feb 3, 2011

guy incognito said:
You know you are too stoned when you feel your phone vibrate so you reach into your pocket to answer it, except your phone isn't in your pocket.

Sometimes I pull my phone out and theres no one there, and no message, and I think to myself "is my brain fucking with me? or did my phone actually vibrate?!". But when it's sitting on my dresser I know I was just too stoned.

Dude I do this one too. I even sometimes hear my ringtone when its not really going off

inbudwetrust · Dec 30, 2011

this was funny shit

mame · Dec 30, 2011

Last night I smoked half a joint and sat on the couch for a bit. I was also pretty drunk... After about 15 minutes I remembered I still had half a joint so I got up to look for it. I came back into the living room as my dog ate it off the floor in front of where I was sitting... It must have been in my lap. doh!

ClaytonBigsby · Dec 30, 2011

You know you're too stoned when you stop in the middle of a busy intersection because you forgot how to drive and don't know what is going on. RESET!

silasraven · Dec 30, 2011

you forget to suggest dinner after the movie and go straight to games

kmksrh21 · Dec 30, 2011

Man I can relate to a bunch of these, I guess I'm too stoned all the time.

You know you're too stoned when you waste away your night looking at stupid youtube videos.

"You do it again, I'll stab you in the face with a soldering iron!"

[video=youtube;YkeOr720S5w]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YkeOr720S5w[/video]

sso · Dec 30, 2011

too stoned my ass, thats what the smoke alarm is for.

Orithil · Dec 30, 2011

Too stoned? No such thing, there is sober, stoned, and asleep...Guess which one I try to be as little as possible.

bkbbudz · Dec 30, 2011

You know your too stoned when you think shaving your cat might just be a fun thing to do.

cannabineer · Dec 30, 2011

silasraven said:
you forget to suggest dinner after the movie and go straight to games

Too stoned to remember dinner? Norman relate!! cn

bkbbudz · Dec 30, 2011

You know your too stoned when you wake up next to this...

bkbbudz · Dec 30, 2011

You know your too stoned when you are in a laughing fit watching The facts of life.

neosapien · Dec 30, 2011

I smoke so much pot sometimes I forget to smoke it.

RyanTheRhino · Dec 30, 2011

You spend 10 minuets looking for your lighter just to realize its in your pocket

bkbbudz · Dec 30, 2011

You kow your too stoned when someone asks you what time it is and you spill your bong water on your lap and your not wearing a watch

inbudwetrust · Dec 14, 2016

When you wake up to discover the brownies were too strong . Friends passed out all over the place .

Nugachino · Dec 14, 2016

you know you're too stoned when you forget what bottle contains the drink. and what contains the bong water... Nice big swig of about 20 filtered cones worth. yummy!

MisterBouncyBounce · Dec 14, 2016

when you have a white knuckle grip on the armrests of your chair and you don't know why.

Inbudwetrust1 · Dec 26, 2017

wow I remember starting this thread back in the day. Some good ones on here.

Huckster79 · Dec 26, 2017

Last night while reloading the bowl i didnt pay attention to how much i was tipping it till i realized some old nasty bong water was spilling in my crotch...

I asked my ladie if shed like a smoked sausage?

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