Your Dong is now less valuable

NoDrama

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Devaluing a currency is what chesus would call "Currency manipulation". Pure evil.

In the real world devaluing a currency is a feature of the economic system the world runs on. The USA devalued it's currency for 6 years straight, not a peep about "manipulation" from cheesus or any of the other liberals that don't understand money.
 

Dr Kynes

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Devaluing a currency is what chesus would call "Currency manipulation". Pure evil.

In the real world devaluing a currency is a feature of the economic system the world runs on. The USA devalued it's currency for 6 years straight, not a peep about "manipulation" from cheesus or any of the other liberals that don't understand money.
Lies and Calumny!

Cheezie takes a Firm Position on the Dong.

Cheezie has been sitting on Dongs for decades.

he seizes every Dong he can get his hands on.

he does his best to stimulate the Dong at every opportunity

sure, right now the Dong is softening, but Cheezie has a plan to Stimulate the Dong, and get it back into an inflationary state.

cheezie's love for Dongs is well documented.
 

Dr Kynes

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Some see this as an opportunity to get long the dong.
i already hold my Dong, and my position is always Long.
my Dong portfolio also has considerable Girth
and yes, it satisfies.

unlike Cheezie though, i dont desire MORE Dongs, my current supply is adequate.
in fact i occasionally give Dong to the less fortunate, cuz i'm generous like that.

i enjoy sharing my good fortune with others who need some Dong.
 

ginwilly

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Some see this as an opportunity to get long the dong.
I would short the dong still if I were to play with it at all. I think the best course of action regarding the dong is to stay away from it for now. The dong is too unpredictable. You just can't trust the dong with all this manipulating going on. There may a rise in the dong but we know it's only short term and the dong will eventually shrink again.
 
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ginwilly

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Yeah, if you are going to be long dong, you will probably need to cover it with pork bellies or another commodity as a precaution. Long dong unprotected is not worth the risk.

Edit: just want to clarify. It's still OK to hold your dong, I just wouldn't go out and add more dong unless you are sure, especially if they artificially inflate the dong. Holding your dong may be a better play than dumping your dong longterm.
 
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UncleBuck

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i already hold my Dong, and my position is always Long.
my Dong portfolio also has considerable Girth
and yes, it satisfies.

unlike Cheezie though, i dont desire MORE Dongs, my current supply is adequate.
in fact i occasionally give Dong to the less fortunate, cuz i'm generous like that.

i enjoy sharing my good fortune with others who need some Dong.
they always say it satisfies when you pay them though.
 

ginwilly

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they always say it satisfies when you pay them though.
dude read the thread and try again, you are once again THAT guy who comes stumbling in ruining a thread.

Let me help, you could have said; "Your dong only satisfies because it's been propped up and inflated with stimulus". Damn you suck.
 

ginwilly

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I'm going to use an iron condor for my Dong options. How can I go wrong with four different strikes?
Be careful how you exercise your Dong options. You never want to pull out too early, but then again, if your Dong is unprotected you are asking for problems if you let your Dong ride too long. I would just hold your Dong for now, exercise your options after we know how much stimulus is involved.
 

UncleBuck

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dude read the thread and try again, you are once again THAT guy who comes stumbling in ruining a thread.

Let me help, you could have said; "Your dong only satisfies because it's been propped up and inflated with stimulus". Damn you suck.
why so angry all day?

how drunk are you?
 

ginwilly

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why so angry all day?

how drunk are you?
I don't understand why you are in this thread. We are discussing the Dong, and you obviously have little experience and nothing to add. Your Dong may someday mature if you can hold onto it long enough but right now, it's obvious to all that you have a very small dong position. It's best you learn first before trying something with your Dong you are not ready for.
 

desert dude

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This thread has turned out to be exactly what I had hoped.

Long may the dong live in the lives of those who find the dong useful!
 
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