People who can't get hard.

[mr sunshine]

This thread is strictly for middle aged racist white guys with tiny flaccid unsatisfying willys.

 

[Alienwidow]

Im home....

 

[Diabolical666]

Im drunk, Im seeing dbls of dbls

 

[Alienwidow]

Im drunk, Im seeing dbls of dbls

Drunk enough to bang a fat dead comedian?

 

[Diabolical666]

Drunk enough to bang a fat dead comedian?

 

[Alienwidow]

sorry, i figured since you were drunk.....

 

[mr sunshine]

Drunk enough to bang a fat dead comedian?

She said she was drunk. She didn't say she was @bu$hleaguer .

 

[Diabolical666]

sorry, i figured since you were drunk.....

necrophilia never really sounds good tbh

 

[Indagrow]

necrophilia never really sounds good tbh

Dislike..who are you hurting

 

[Alienwidow]

necrophilia never really sounds good tbh

Just give me some needles, hard dope, and a hotel room and i swear I can get stiff.

 

[Diabolical666]

Just give me some needles, hard dope, and a hotel room and i swear I can get stiff.

 

[Alienwidow]

Youve seen the pictures of my death right? Very stiff.

 

[Pinworm]

Youve seen the pictures of my death right? Very stiff.

Middle of the night so silently
I creep on over to the mortuary
Lift up the casket and fiddle with the dead
Their cold blue flesh makes me turn red
Do what I want
And they won't complain
I wanna fuck, I wanna fuck the dead

 

[Diabolical666]

Youve seen the pictures of my death right? Very stiff.

by death you mean dick right?...lets see it..

 

[Indagrow]

by death you mean dick right?...lets see it..

Doesn't look too hard to be honest, maybe he tucked tho..dude was hilarious

Edit: may have been a bit impulsive to post that, still drugs are bad Mkay

 

[Alienwidow]

by death you mean dick right?...lets see it..

Stiff as a board

 

[Diabolical666]

 

[Pinworm]

Stiff as a board View attachment 3540775

I'd still hit it.

 

[budlover13]

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Doesn't look too hard to be honest, maybe he tucked tho..dude was hilarious

Edit: may have been a bit impulsive to post that, still drugs are bad Mkay

Is that a rosary in his hand?

 

[The Coppers]