Cops raided my ass!!!!

ARE YOU SHITTING ME BRO!?!?
What the fuck..
Today cops were driving up & down my street.
So I made a quick & easy "Get away" for my darlings.
Its in a basket with a rope, and a trash can on the side of my house.
I put the plants in the basket, slide it down into the trash.
And im set.

And about your masturbation..
You should of kept going when they came in,
what couldve they done?
Your in your room,
your hand,
your thing.
Wrong place at the wrong time for the pigs.
Give em something to be jeolous about,
they all got pussies for a sexual organ..

& You been strate as fuck with me,
so I look at you as my RIU brother..
Saw Cops raided My ass..
Then saw the poster was you.
Was like..
What the FUCK!
But glad aint shit happend dude..

PS

Sorry about your bong,
Glass is such a beautiful thing but so delecate.
Escpecially when pigs get a hold of it.

And I know what your wondering right now,
should you keep going and how the fuck did they know.

Who ever you told,
it is what it is but you cant trust em,
tell everyone you got caught and are waiting charges..
Matters call for cover ups.
 
Busted while rubbing one out...that's a first.

Have you contacted Strange But True? There might be fame in this for you.

LOL.
 
My 4 year old called 911 because his sister was being mean to him.. I was in the basement cleaning up (smoking a bong) & suddenly I had police in my kitchen.. They have to respond to 911 calls even when made by a 4 year old.

Im sure she smelled it but she said nothing. She gave my 4 year old a very stern lecture about when to & when NOT to call 911.

Fuck.. I didn't even hear them come in. I just came up my basement stairs & they were there...


nice.. Real nice..
 
Yeah well howzer Im legit. You broke yours, The damn 5.0 broke mine. Thanks nice ol' I like your idea but im growing in a fucking PC case lol. They're trying to target me with intent to sell cuz I had over 100 bags... Thats not gonna happen though cuz I didn't have any substance... As far as they know. I wanted to be like "I was gonna bag my cum and bring it to the sperm donor to watch them say thats not how it works" :)
 
skiweeds said:
if it's yoru neighbor then you should burn his house down. just wait about a year or so, so they dont suspect you. they wont be fucking with you anymore.
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I would probably be thinkin about something like this too. I do need to point out a flaw in your logic though lol. How is it that they don't suspect him, but don't fuck with him no more cuz their house burned down? Just wondered.. hehe just kidding with you man
 
I think the plants would have been found....If this is true.

Cops w/a warrant will take all the time they need.

Especially if they knew of/smelled plants in your home.

And growing plants don't smell like smoked herb...Cops know this too.
 
Nice Ol Bud said:
ARE YOU SHITTING ME BRO!?!?
What the fuck..
Today cops were driving up & down my street.
So I made a quick & easy "Get away" for my darlings.
Its in a basket with a rope, and a trash can on the side of my house.
I put the plants in the basket, slide it down into the trash.
And im set.

And about your masturbation..
You should of kept going when they came in,
what couldve they done?
Your in your room,
your hand,
your thing.
Wrong place at the wrong time for the pigs.
Give em something to be jeolous about,
they all got pussies for a sexual organ..

& You been strate as fuck with me,
so I look at you as my RIU brother..
Saw Cops raided My ass..
Then saw the poster was you.
Was like..
What the FUCK!
But glad aint shit happend dude..

PS

Sorry about your bong,
Glass is such a beautiful thing but so delecate.
Escpecially when pigs get a hold of it.

And I know what your wondering right now,
should you keep going and how the fuck did they know.

Who ever you told,
it is what it is but you cant trust em,
tell everyone you got caught and are waiting charges..
Matters call for cover ups.
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Good plan but my mouth has been closed since I started bro! Ill do that. Good idea...
 
FirsTime said:
Thanks nice ol' I like your idea but im growing in a fucking PC case lol.
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Pc case is fine, keep in their.
Im talking about my grow on my balcony facing my front yard.
If the neighbors took 3 hours of their day to watch my balcony, they'll see me up their all the time,
picking up my plant, checking the pistils out and shit.
Lol.
So when them 5-0 Come.
They aint getting shit.
But its not like they see the full plant,
I got a flag covering it, hard to explain.
But damn man..
makes me want to cry..
 
Worked with a guy who was features on Dumbest Criminals. He called 911 instead of 411. Hung up & didnt think anything of it. 15 minutes later he's sitting on his couch smoking a fat boy with his kit out on the table (platter, rolling papers, weed, grinder ect) & knock knock.. guess who?

BUSTED!!!

he had a pretty substantial record already or they prob would have let him slide...

Its funny.. but shit like that really does happen & truth is sometimes stranger than fiction!
 
I find it hard to believe they didn't find anything. If the cops have a warrant they're gonna rip your house apart until they find SOMETHING. If you've got dope growing and it can be smelled, it wouldn't be hard to find it. Burned dope and growing dope smell completely different so I doubt they'd buy the "just got done smoking" statement.

PLUS, if you had a bong with any resin at all in it they'd at least arrest you for possession (at least in the USA they would). I find it hard to believe they'd just come in and say "Oh well, nothing here. Sorry about that...". On top of all that, no judge is going to issue a warrant because your neighbor or anyone else said they can smell dope. Again, at least in the USA they wouldn't. MAYBE if a cop caught a whiff of it, but they're not going to take your neighbors word for it.

I'm with the guy above. I say bullshit.
 
BSIv2.0 said:
I think the plants would have been found....If this is true.

Cops w/a warrant will take all the time they need.

Especially if they knew of/smelled plants in your home.

And growing plants don't smell like smoked herb...Cops know this too.
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Did you not read the post? I told them I just finished burning one... Dude there were 5 cops. I own a few websites so I have a server rack and a ton of computers and do you think theyre gonna pop open a bunch of computers to see if im growing? anyways it didn't stink that bad but I really was burning and the plants are still in veg so theres no smell really at all. Hope that clears that up

LETS HAVE A TOAST FOR THE DOUCHE BAGS
 
Sunshine Closet said:
I find it hard to believe they didn't find anything. If the cops have a warrant they're gonna rip your house apart until they find SOMETHING. If you've got dope growing and it can be smelled, it wouldn't be hard to find it. Burned dope and growing dope smell completely different so I doubt they'd buy the "just got done smoking" statement.

PLUS, if you had a bong with any resin at all in it they'd at least arrest you for possession (at least in the USA they would). I find it hard to believe they'd just come in and say "Oh well, nothing here. Sorry about that...". On top of all that, no judge is going to issue a warrant because your neighbor or anyone else said they can smell dope. Again, at least in the USA they wouldn't.

I'm with the guy above. I say bullshit.
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Hm I need to think of a way to prove this to you. I swear, the came in, I was yanking, I stood up naked.. Walked over to them the one big black cop grabbed me and made me sit on my couch naked and put a blanket over myself. I said okay so I did what he said.. They found my bong and thats all the was in my house except for the PC and theres 9 regular pc's downstairs and 6 running in the server rack. Idk dude im gonna take it that I got off easy but im not gonna stop growing but im definately gonna be as stealthy as possible
 
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