Aussie Growers Thread

HOTS

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Is everyone short in this thread? I want to know heights people, because you cunts carry on like poms with small man syndrome.
Sorry, but I'm going to have to call you out on your dismissive "Shortist" attitude here. We can't all be 2m examples of Aryan perfection or Watutsi warriors, y'know.

I'm 4' 5" due to a genetic anomaly in my great grandmother as a result of the Tunguska explosion.

The fact that I have two VERY functional penises has never been a problem for any woman (or multiple women at the same time) that I've introduced them-to.

On the contrary, they've all enjoyed the experience immensely (with lots of lube required in some circumstances.....).

If I was to wear stilletto's in order to gain height, would that work for you?
 
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Venus55

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Sorry, but I'm going to have to call you out on your dismissive "Shortist" attitude here. We can't all be 2m examples of Aryan perfection or Watutsi warriors, y'know.

I'm 4' 5" due to a genetic anomaly in my great grandmother as a result of the Tunguska explosion.

The fact that I have two VERY functional penises has never been a problem for any woman (or multiple women at the same time) that I've introduced them-to.

On the contrary, they've all enjoyed the experience immensely (with lots of lube required in some circumstances.....).

If I was to wear stilletto's in order to gain height, would that work for you?
Hahaha come on now rewerb you don’t have ONE erect penis (at your own admission) let alone two fully functioning hahaha:wall:… You need to venture out of fantasy land now and again hey. Wow

Isn’t it funny,, the sock doing the big write up on socks. You must be very bored at home.

As you were haha:blsmoke:
 

potroastV2

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Hahaha come on now rewerb you don’t have ONE erect penis (at your own admission) let alone two fully functioning hahaha:wall:… You need to venture out of fantasy land now and again hey. Wow

Isn’t it funny,, the sock doing the big write up on socks. You must be very bored at home.

As you were haha:blsmoke:

He's like a bad smell in a whirlwind.


It will always return. :idea:


:mrgreen:
 

DustyDuke

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Funny how people that talk shit in threads get all triggered when it hits home and start reporting to owners to ban them cause they say it's too "personal"..... You don't want to get called on bullshit, don't talk bullshit about others, fairly simple really.
Who is asking admin to ban people?
 

Lucky Luke

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Funny how people that talk shit in threads get all triggered when it hits home and start reporting to owners to ban them cause they say it's too "personal"..... You don't want to get called on bullshit, don't talk bullshit about others, fairly simple really.
Wise words.
 

Venus55

Well-Known Member
Funny how people that talk shit in threads get all triggered when it hits home and start reporting to owners to ban them cause they say it's too "personal"..... You don't want to get called on bullshit, don't talk bullshit about others, fairly simple really.
I don’t think anyone is “reporting” shit and not many are fans of censorship. Especially aussies.
You have to be a bit of dickhead to get yourself banned.
 

HOTS

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Ready for the next re-load:
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All the hardware has been soaking in Perc. for a couple of days to ensure it's clean & sanitised:
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All I need now is to find a young virgin to sacrifice to the growing gods, but they seem to be in short supply these days. Plenty of wizened hags peddling their wares, but there's just no quality in the blood. It's contaminated.

'Need to stock-up on black candles, chickens, goats & watermelons for the OD season.......

This lot will see me through into July/August, when I'll start popping new beans (including some gifted to me by a LOT of you benevolent gents.)

Thanks to you all. You know who you are.....:hug:
 
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