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I didn't die! I have avoided assassination, and ate some chicken with a new friend. Play ruled ass!

Welcome to Matteson

I got talked into going to some play, so I took like 8 edible capsules. This should be funny. Or I'll have a good nap!

A Friday beep to you my favorite meeps and meepettes. How do?

Hobby nerd and career nerd are different beasts, with different CRs.

Shoot, for all the trouble being pregnant is, I wish I remembered the inciting incident!

Yup. :] Wanna play some d&d, m'lady? *tips discount fedora at you* I promise my character will always hold the door for you. And I speak infernal, if you know what I mean.

The coffee is the trap. >;] Surprise! I'M AN RSAWRSHASA!!!!!

Are you saying the deviled eggs are trapped? But I have to make them first, and I don't have any poison mayo or exploding yolks.... hmm

Rakshasa don't like eggs, they prefer braised meats, preferably human. :P

What monster made me want deviled eggs for breakfast? This is not normal, and I'm scared.

Good beep, my meeps. How do you do?

Something something patience is a virtue?

But you get enough to build a small pretzel home!

A beep to you my meeples few!

Yeah, he composes really dissonant stuff.

Okay, I'll stop the crunchy choral music now.

I was an opera major. This is my jam, dude

In that case, want to try these candies? *steps out of a white van*

Awww, friends forever :'] Lol fool trusts me.