anyone been/almost been caught with reefer

i almost shit myself today

earlier tonight i was gettin a bag from this dude i met through a friend. im there in his house and hes blazin a couple bowls with me before i take off back to my place. i walk out to my car, get in and start it. as soon as i do that 3 dudes with normal everyday clothes come bustin out of a white buick parked across the street and start running to my car with guns out so i fuckin hauled ass. i get to my apartment and here comes that white buick rollin up with cops and they tell me to get out the car. come to find out the guys with guns were undercover pigs and they were watching the house i just got the bag from. they fuckin sit me down on the side walk and start searching my car. they didnt find anything. whenever i have green on me in my car i always stash it inside the bottom of my seat. the cops are asking me a million questions like why i was at the house and all kinds of shit. trying to get me to rat on people i know who sell. these must be the shittiest trianed cops ive ever seen. when they left i started cleaning out the inside of my car and i found my pipe in the backseat wedged in between the seat cushion and back cushion. so i had an 1/8th and a pipe in my car and they found neither. I was fuckin freakin thinking they were gonna find the weed in my car and then go into my apartment and find the plant in my room and i was gonna be fucked.

has anyone else had a super close call with the cops?

nope cops up here in ak have blatentley stated theyre not out to get stoners, too many of them live here nah theyre out to get rapists and all that. good cops.
one time me and my buddies were all packed in that van heading out of town to score some more and we had two blunts we smoked one in the car and then we got pulled over well my friend driving takes the blunt from behind his ear and puts it on the dash under a peice of paper, and the cop comes up to the window does the whole license and registration shit then sniffs the air, says you guys got reefer?
were all "no" and then he says sssurreeee right. and as hes handing us the divers liscens and shit back the paper gets moved and he sees the blunt and grabs it real fast like. says have a good night and hightails it back to his squadcar and i swear i saw a lighter flick up through his winsheild before we pulled out

Not reefer, but I got pulled over once for failing to yield. This was complicated by the fact that I was driving on an expired license. I tried to explain to the cop that I had a permit and I was supposed to retake the driving test, and I had paperwork to prove it, which was in my bag. I opened up the backpack I had in the passenger seat very deliberately so the guy could see I just had books and shit inside. In the small pocket, however, I had my little speed kit(pipe, stash, torch), but that's another story(stopped doing the shit 5 years ago).

Anyway, I guess I looked too much like a gangbanger(I'm not) because the cop put me in the back of his squad car and placed my backpack in the front. He then proceeded to search my whole car as I watched from his back seat. He never bothered to thoroughly search my bag. The fucker impounded my car, but he was nice enough to give me a lift to my chick's house, my bag sitting next to him the entire time. That definitely wasn't my finest hour, but at least it didn't go horribly wrong.

i live in a tiny ass town. no one gets killed here or nothing, its boring as fuck. the cops have nothing better to do then bust people for smokin pot.

thats lame but it used to be legal up here. theres a whole generation that moved here just to get away from the cops then when it was illegalized the cops said it themselves we dont give a shit about pot. no theyre out to fuck thos meth heads in the valley. my friends mom has an old tee shirt with a polar bear toking on it and its says come get high on alaska!

Yea got pinched a couple years back for a 1/8 , cost me my $240. for simple poss. cop was cool , didnt haul my ass to jail . I think he smoked it . Never showed up on my arrest record .

hopefully it will be legal one day. were getting closer to that point. im in michigan and it just became a medical state. thats one step closer

Where I live we are protected by the 1/2 oz law. As long as its not bagged up into little baggies because then they get you with intent to sell. So all you get is a ticket with less than a 1/2 oz, and they wind up dropping it to a disorderly conduct or something really small

your allowed up to 4 ounces not bagged to sell and under 25 plants in your home under the privacy act of alaska thingy in our alaska constitution thing. and they cant come in if they can smell it from outside

i once got cought with and 1/8 of hash and 2 pills, had a load of acid taken too but that was wrapped up with the hash. never got done for the acid, they must have thought it was just bits of paper or somthing.

So I was showing a buddy of mine a new pipe I just bought. Cute little mini bong, blue plastic with a black plastic bowl/cap and little stem that popped out from the side...about 3 inches tall or so. She had just put a bit of water in it and was giving it a dry hit to check the seal when a plain looking car passed us. The car did a quick U-turn in the intersection and whips round to pull up in front of the house. I smacked the pipe out of her hand and it hit a nearby metal fence post with a nice, loud "CLANG!"

Thank the GAWDS that she had a couple little ones so her yard was full of all manner of toys. That little bit of a plastic tube blended right in. The cop stood litterally right over it, as in, it was right between his feet and he never noticed it. That cop was 100% sure he had caught us at something (and he was right), but he never found any evidence to do anything with. All he could do was drive away with the other two squad cars he'd called for back up, leaving us with a threat that he'd be watching us.

I left empty-handed, and came back a couple hours later to retrieve my pipe and buy a bag. Score one for the good guys, eh?

a long time back when i was just a yougun me n some pals were sitting in a park in the center of town and im rolling a j in the crease of my jeans just casually no one batting an eyelid when i notice out of the corner of my vision a uniform rozzer hiding behind a pillar.... my brain screams FUUUUUCK ive got a half ounce of hash in my pocket. so i calm as a coma tell my friends that are sat/stood round me not to turn around and look whatever they do. i swipe the joint half rolled through the slot in the bench onto the floor n we all get up and start up to leave, the po po starts picking up pace behind and then, my ( lifesaving quick thinking )friend tom bolts like lightening away from the group knowing hes got no gear on him and the popo streaks after him. the rest of us head off in seperate directions. i stopped just long enough to see my pal stop running turn as if nothing had happened. the cop searched him and let him on his way. closest ive been to pinched.

Had quite a few close calls with 5-0 myself. Lucky the cops up here aren't looking to bust stoners either they wanna bust either big growers or the dealers that sell coke, meth, etc.

Once I got pulled over for driving too fast in a construction zone. I had two pounds in the back so I was deliberately dressed in church clothes and driving my yuppie car (instead of the normal fitted hats and lifted truck). I showed ID/insurance/registration and he saw that I wasn't from the area. I told him I wasn't familiar with the roads and I didn't notice the construction zone since it was Sunday and there were no workers out there. He asked what I was doing all the way down there so far from home. I told him I was headed to a funeral and I really had to get going. He said I was lucky it was Sunday and let me go with a warning and all was cool. Smooth. But I was sweatin like a bastard...

Another time I got pulled over in the same area, this time for a cracked windshield. I only had like two ounces on me but I had a pipe and a scale and a fat ball of finger hash and like three or four little baggies. I had just taken a hit like a mile back and homeboy totally knew I was stoned. I showed him my card and told him I had taken a hit. He asked me to get out of the car, then proceeded to search and cuff me and tear my truck apart. Of course he found everything.. and I guess he felt like alerting the world of that fact because he laid it all out right on the hood of the vehicle like a fuckin display at the club. He was like "Well, I know you have your 215 but you are surely in the wrong here. This stuff is not covered by 215....so you have two choices. You can either take a ride with me and we'll tow your truck and you can see a judge in the morning to explain to him why you have all of this stuff, or I can uncuff you and watch you destroy all this shit right here". He uncuffed me, I smashed the pipe and the scale to pieces and stomped out two ounces of purps and the hash, he said have a nice day, and I took off. Luckiest damn day of my life, tell ya what. Scary shit.

Don Gin and Ton said:

a long time back when i was just a yougun me n some pals were sitting in a park in the center of town and im rolling a j in the crease of my jeans just casually no one batting an eyelid when i notice out of the corner of my vision a uniform rozzer hiding behind a pillar.... my brain screams FUUUUUCK ive got a half ounce of hash in my pocket. so i calm as a coma tell my friends that are sat/stood round me not to turn around and look whatever they do. i swipe the joint half rolled through the slot in the bench onto the floor n we all get up and start up to leave, the po po starts picking up pace behind and then, my ( lifesaving quick thinking )friend tom bolts like lightening away from the group knowing hes got no gear on him and the popo streaks after him. the rest of us head off in seperate directions. i stopped just long enough to see my pal stop running turn as if nothing had happened. the cop searched him and let him on his way. closest ive been to pinched.

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thats some real homie type quick thinking. props to your guy.


back when i wasnt as mellow as i am now, me and two buddies were fighting these other 3 guys at this country gas station after it closed. something told me before the incident to stash my gram of coke(no blow for 3 yrs!!yay!!) and zoot tube in my stash spot in my truck. so we fight, leave, get a block away and for whatever reason we decide to go back. theres a cop car right across the street, stops us, arrests us for fighting, drinking, weed, and tows the car as we go off to jail. the next morning we get out and go get the car and the pigs dumped my ashtray all over my leather seats and the smart-ass towtruck driver says, "you dont think theyd leave you anything good in there did you?" as we drove away i told my buddie to dig out the gram as he dug out a half oz from my vent we laughed at the tow driver. they left a little good stuff!

btw - coke is bad, it will ruin you life. and dont fight if you dont have to.

ive been arrested with weed about 4 times i guess well one of the times was just a pipe but i had a ball game in 2 seperate bags they only found one i got the other sixteenth in thorough the strip search in my sock and sat in jail bangin lines off the sink but i dont do that stuff no more and as for you your lucky and dont be supprised if they are watching you now waitin til they can catch you slippn. thats why you dont assotiate with the wrong ppl and a frnd of a frnd that sells out his house sounds like trouble i sold weed for about 10 years b4 i stoped and never once did i have anyone at my house ever and wouldnt even think of it id rather deliver it much safer but you gotta really watch your ass now man, growing weed in your crib and being seen leaving a known dealers house

i thought they were gonna find my plant today for sure. i live in an apartment and all of our mail boxes are in one spot with keys in shit. well my brother went to get the mail and inside our mail box was the key to the package door. so that must mean we have a package in the larger mail box. so my brother opens the package mail box and takes a brown cardboard box out of it and brings it home with the rest of our mail. his birthday is on wednesday so us receiving a package would totally be normal,but he didnt check the name on it. he gets back home and opens the box and its a fuckin hannah montana lamp. and hes like what the hell is this shit? well our neighbor comes over and is like "either you give me that lamp back or im going to call the cops". so hes like "oh im sorry i didnt know it was yours, the mail dude must have put the key in my mailbox on accident". he gave them the lamp and everything. about 20 minutes later cops pull up and stick him in the back of the car. the cop was all talkin about how he might search out place to find anything he can and shit. im just like wtf. they left and nothing happened.

Batman407 said:

i thought they were gonna find my plant today for sure. i live in an apartment and all of our mail boxes are in one spot with keys in shit. well my brother went to get the mail and inside our mail box was the key to the package door. so that must mean we have a package in the larger mail box. so my brother opens the package mail box and takes a brown cardboard box out of it and brings it home with the rest of our mail. his birthday is on wednesday so us receiving a package would totally be normal,but he didnt check the name on it. he gets back home and opens the box and its a fuckin hannah montana lamp. and hes like what the hell is this shit? well our neighbor comes over and is like "either you give me that lamp back or im going to call the cops". so hes like "oh im sorry i didnt know it was yours, the mail dude must have put the key in my mailbox on accident". he gave them the lamp and everything. about 20 minutes later cops pull up and stick him in the back of the car. the cop was all talkin about how he might search out place to find anything he can and shit. im just like wtf. they left and nothing happened.

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see now ther fuckin with ya and they wont stop think about a new spot to grow b4 they acctually come up with a reason to search your place

Cops will stomp on your constitutional rights if you let them. They cannot search your home without a warrant unless you let them. Tell them to kiss your ass, they can get a warrant, but they have to explain to a judge why they need it, and that judge is going to need some kind of proof that a crime has been committed. You cannot be proven guilty just because of association.