Cookies Fam Genetics

Psyphish

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People gotta convince themselves they didn't get ripped off.

Same when people paid $500 a pack for candy rain because Berner said there was gonna be a $50,000 prize for the best pheno.

Those seeds were shit, most didn't pop and you never heard about that 50k prize ever again! Lol so much lol.

Mofo spending $500+ a pack mad when they see folks with much better phenos out of $40 packs.

$45 pack of lvtk
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LVTK is amazing. Some of the best seeds I've popped. Everything else I've tried from Cannaventure has hermed though lol.
 
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ketamine_disposal_unit

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I'm not American and I find the commercial weed in the US hilariously fascinating. I saw some videos on YouTube of Berner and was like lmao this guys a fucking ball bag whoever buys his shit is being scammed. What a shill. Guys a straight clown. Weed is a fucking literal weed that came from the mountains and Americans have done what Americans do best and adulterated the shit out of it commercialised it and turned it into another massive source of landfill single use plastic packaged trash marketed by fucking still identity clown influencers who mould their whole personality around it.

Fucking lol
 
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GWilliamsCannabis

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I'm not American and I find the commercial weed in the US hilariously fascinating. I saw some videos on YouTube of Berner and was like lmao this guys a fucking ball bag whoever buys his shit is being scammed. What a shill. Guys a straight clown. Weed is a fucking literal weed that came from the mountains and Americans have done what Americans do best and adulterated the shit out of it commercialised it and turned it into another massive source of landfill single use plastic packaged trash marketed by fucking still identity clown influencers who mould their whole personality around it.

Fucking lol
The strains aren't bad. It's that dispensaries mostly hire from within their family and it's in most cases their 1st time ever growing weed. Those are the ppl he markets to, and he gives them trash seeds if you get directly from him. He hires legit guys to make genetics for him, bodhi is just a recent example.

The problem is that everyone has their cuts and the game has become oversaturated....at the end of the day it's up to us to educate ppl like hey you can get those genetics and make your own cookies cross or whatever or hey you can buy legit cuts here

I wasn't aware of how stupid ppl are until this guy I work with was talking about his expensive dispensary weed and I was like I'm having an oz of Cinderella 99, 8th of g13, 1 preroll of golden ticket and 1 preroll of apple fritter delivered to my door for $220 after work lol.....he paid 75/3.5 for Gelato 33....so I educated him on delivery services and changed his life lmao
 

idlewilder

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I'm not American and I find the commercial weed in the US hilariously fascinating. I saw some videos on YouTube of Berner and was like lmao this guys a fucking ball bag whoever buys his shit is being scammed. What a shill. Guys a straight clown. Weed is a fucking literal weed that came from the mountains and Americans have done what Americans do best and adulterated the shit out of it commercialised it and turned it into another massive source of landfill single use plastic packaged trash marketed by fucking still identity clown influencers who mould their whole personality around it.

Fucking lol
Amen
 

Triple oh gee

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Alotta hype yeah, but really depends on the batch, imo.. the ones that are 29%-31% are flame such as Georgia pie, soap,ocean beach, red velvet , etc...but when them same ones 22%-25% ur buying a product they rushed to stock stores with...best thing cookies ever done was the collabs w seedjunky and grandiflora...can't agree more with dividedsky on the lit farms route there strains are crazy fire better grab em while there fair priced I been smoking some flaming cheetoz and firecrotch and both are heavy narcotic stone
 

Triple oh gee

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I’m way too old to buy into the hype strains. But I have a gelato just about done in my backyard, has that true gelato terps. I can’t stop smelling it. Truly spectacular.
Awesome Some cuts of gelato are Very nice and have really unique terps usually w same taste on the exhale , you'd like that red velvet strain , its lemon cherry Gelato x Pina acai gelato
 

Dividedsky

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The strains aren't bad. It's that dispensaries mostly hire from within their family and it's in most cases their 1st time ever growing weed. Those are the ppl he markets to, and he gives them trash seeds if you get directly from him. He hires legit guys to make genetics for him, bodhi is just a recent example.

The problem is that everyone has their cuts and the game has become oversaturated....at the end of the day it's up to us to educate ppl like hey you can get those genetics and make your own cookies cross or whatever or hey you can buy legit cuts here

I wasn't aware of how stupid ppl are until this guy I work with was talking about his expensive dispensary weed and I was like I'm having an oz of Cinderella 99, 8th of g13, 1 preroll of golden ticket and 1 preroll of apple fritter delivered to my door for $220 after work lol.....he paid 75/3.5 for Gelato 33....so I educated him on delivery services and changed his life lmao
but that where the problems lies...so some asshat will by some cookie fam/seeds junky genetics that are in a verified bag fro the dispensary and get a overly dry shit product with ass terps meanwhile some here on rollitup are running the same seedjunky strains in turkey bag that would blow those verified seed junky and cookie fam strains out of the fucking water.
 

Jayehen

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Alotta hype yeah, but really depends on the batch, imo.. the ones that are 29%-31% are flame such as Georgia pie, soap,ocean beach, red velvet , etc...but when them same ones 22%-25% ur buying a product they rushed to stock stores with...best thing cookies ever done was the collabs w seedjunky and grandiflora...can't agree more with dividedsky on the lit farms route there strains are crazy fire better grab em while there fair priced I been smoking some flaming cheetoz and firecrotch and both are heavy narcotic stone
Hell ya - lit is fire
 

ketamine_disposal_unit

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The strains aren't bad. It's that dispensaries mostly hire from within their family and it's in most cases their 1st time ever growing weed. Those are the ppl he markets to, and he gives them trash seeds if you get directly from him. He hires legit guys to make genetics for him, bodhi is just a recent example.

The problem is that everyone has their cuts and the game has become oversaturated....at the end of the day it's up to us to educate ppl like hey you can get those genetics and make your own cookies cross or whatever or hey you can buy legit cuts here

I wasn't aware of how stupid ppl are until this guy I work with was talking about his expensive dispensary weed and I was like I'm having an oz of Cinderella 99, 8th of g13, 1 preroll of golden ticket and 1 preroll of apple fritter delivered to my door for $220 after work lol.....he paid 75/3.5 for Gelato 33....so I educated him on delivery services and changed his life lmao
Yeah for sure. And being from a country a long way away from the regulatory freedom you have over there, I find it quite sad. In saying that though I've been watching a lot of the cannacribs videos and am really inspired by a lot of the big grows and get a lot of joy out of watching seemingly average stoner bros operating amazing facilities with state of the art technology and breeding etc. It's really fucking cool to see and I hope I can one day operate something like that myself. But then I go and watch a berner video and just laugh myself into oblivion. Dude is a fucking chode.
 

Dividedsky

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Yeah for sure. And being from a country a long way away from the regulatory freedom you have over there, I find it quite sad. In saying that though I've been watching a lot of the cannacribs videos and am really inspired by a lot of the big grows and get a lot of joy out of watching seemingly average stoner bros operating amazing facilities with state of the art technology and breeding etc. It's really fucking cool to see and I hope I can one day operate something like that myself. But then I go and watch a berner video and just laugh myself into oblivion. Dude is a fucking chode.
Ya jungle boys are kinda like those stoner dude who used to run basement grows and garage grows that now operate state of the art facilities. I almost think they're too big, pretty sure they expanded huge to a few states including florida. I love checking out massive state of the art facilities but running one all zipped up by the book and legal seem it would be a huge fucking headache dealing with licenses, the town and state laws and guidelines, employees, indoor grow problems, and an ever changing market. I like the idea of going big but not too big where quality would suffer. Always would like to keep it high quality, small batch craft bud.
 

stnr420

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Have you every grown durban? Have you grown PCK? I have and cookies is a PCK cross, Tight hashy purple nugs with a raw bread dough flavor vs durban not as dense tastes like terpenoline which carries over heavily in crosses. Does cookies taste like dough or lemon pledge?
As far as i know the strain was f1 durb....not the original durban poison....just speculation on my end though what ive heard in certain circles
 

stnr420

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I'm not American and I find the commercial weed in the US hilariously fascinating. I saw some videos on YouTube of Berner and was like lmao this guys a fucking ball bag whoever buys his shit is being scammed. What a shill. Guys a straight clown. Weed is a fucking literal weed that came from the mountains and Americans have done what Americans do best and adulterated the shit out of it commercialised it and turned it into another massive source of landfill single use plastic packaged trash marketed by fucking still identity clown influencers who mould their whole personality around it.

Fucking lol
And everyone around the world..especially Europe, eat it up with a silver spoon....look at barneys farms....their entire fuckin menu is california genetics...haha
 
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