Bobby schmeckle
Well-Known Member
I have this friend. We'll call him "Tim Bob". He used to be a skinhead, but not a racist one. In fact he liked to beat up racist skinheads. But he looked just like them. It was weird. His drugs of choice were meth and roids and his biceps were (and still are) the size of my upper leg (the thigh? The hammy?) Anyways, after being a crazy summabitch for a long time Tim Bob found Jesus.
This is not a casual realationship. Tim Bob is a fucking pastor now. Spreading the word of jesus christ.
Our other friend "James" was trying to have a baby with his wife and it was not happening for over a year. One day Tim Bob tells him the reason his seed isn't rooting.
"Bro, do you even cum for Jesus?", asked Tim Bob serious as FUCK. "Every time I make the lords deposit inside my wife I scream THANK YOU JESUS! right as I come. Try it, bro. You're wife will be pregnant in no time".
Tim Bob wasn't kidding even a little bit. James now has a 6 month old son. hmmm.
I think about this a lot.
This is not a casual realationship. Tim Bob is a fucking pastor now. Spreading the word of jesus christ.
Our other friend "James" was trying to have a baby with his wife and it was not happening for over a year. One day Tim Bob tells him the reason his seed isn't rooting.
"Bro, do you even cum for Jesus?", asked Tim Bob serious as FUCK. "Every time I make the lords deposit inside my wife I scream THANK YOU JESUS! right as I come. Try it, bro. You're wife will be pregnant in no time".
Tim Bob wasn't kidding even a little bit. James now has a 6 month old son. hmmm.
I think about this a lot.
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