Hello fellow smokers I have a few questions about a urin test at kaiser that I have recently took. So ofc I took a drug test at kaiser and before that I smoked a stizzy pod wich is rated at 80-85% thc. I had a half gram pod with is 500mg but I only smoked 1/4 of it within a 2 week period. I then took a break 27 day break when I found out a drug test would b issued so I didn't touch anything since then. I have a body percent fat at about 16-18 and my metabolism is normal-weight. Within those 27 days I drank alot of water and peed alot but no exercise but with the heat waves for about a week a did sweat naturally and at night. I feel I have good chance at passing but i am still questionable. With my rough calculations I did 500/4=125 because I only smoked a quarter of it then for the thc percentage being at 80% I did 125×0.80= I got 100mg that I smoked in 2 week period. I am going to. Mention I did not smoke before these 2 weeks and the 1/4 that was smoked I had a little help but NOT MUCH. What are my chances lookin
DRUG TEST HELP
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SmoknKush420
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Wont pass man. Be realistic. Not to be a dick sorry just bein real
Jman108227
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You’ll probably pass it. Especially since it had been 27 days since you inhaled and you weren’t an everyday smoker. When I used to smoke I’d pass a urine test the same day that I smoked as long as I drank tons of water and pissed a bunch before the drug test. I’ve been on probation 3+ years so I have plenty of history with drug tests. One question I would ask. The day of the drug test did you go pee at least a few times during the day before you took the urine test?
PadawanWarrior
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Another trick is don't use the first part of the stream. Start pissing in the toilet first to get the oldest piss out, and then fill the tube or container. Even better get a sober friend to piss for ya. I was doing that for awhile when I was younger, and getting drug tested regularly.
But if you've got enough built up thc in your system it's gonna read high, unless you use something extra to flush it, or better said mask it. It doesn't really flush it out of your system.
Yea the day of the drug test jus 15min before I peed bc I didn't know i was getting one until they told me because I went in for siimple pyshcial(mom ordered the test) oh and it's good to note within those 2 weeks of smoking I took a few days break.
Jman108227
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I’m rooting for you man. Stay positive. And update us with the results
PadawanWarrior
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Well you're obviously not 31 if mommy is drug testing you, lol.
Jman108227
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31 or 13. If the threat of drug testing is constantly looming over your head, just stop smoking and using whatever else would make you test positive. Much less panic and anxiety in your life. Good luck though
SmoknKush420
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Won't pass.. itll come back as a fail unless the testing done is very vague....
DrKiz
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When I used to have to test for an old job this is what I did. I smoked the night before and everyday before that BTW.
Grab some test strips.
Drink shit tonnes of water. You should be pissing constantly before you go in. You literally want to piss half hour before, and be ready to go once you get in. Your urine would normally be clear but you've taken some Vitamin B complex for the last few days so it's yellow.
When you take your test, first piss into the toilet... you want to take your sample "mid stream", and then go into the bottle.
Never give them your first piss of the day. It'll fail you.
Either that, a 60ml bottle of someone elses fresh urine tucked into your crotch with a handwarmer wrapped around it.
shrxhky420
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Shit in the cup.
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420burn420
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I've passed a few drug tests within 2 weeks of not smoking. Before going I took a flush on the morning of and not none of the gnc crap, I don't remember the brand I took. Drink a lot of water to also to flush your system out until your test. Don't use the first and last set of pee in your sample in other words you want the middle ground.
420burn420
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hold on your not even 13 ? go finish school and better your life. It will pay off when you have to pay bills and become an adult.
PadawanWarrior
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I think the OP failed the test, so his mom sent him to rehab. He disappeared after he took it, lol.
Oh and I have a BS in mathematics.
420burn420
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They should have a 18 or older clause on this site. If they don't already. @rollitup
PadawanWarrior
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I'm sure they do. He said he was 31 in his profile. But his mom is drug testing him, lol?