God’s Pussy Lets Get Dirty

I was speaking with Patrick of Grean Bicycles about his win against me in the 2010 Hightimes Cannabis Cup. He took 1st Place in the first US Cup in the Sativa Category. Angela Margolis was announcing the event and she couldn’t even say the words “Gods Pussy”. That guy that used to host Hightimes on the air said it in his FM DJ voice. I had been standing next to Vern Phillips RX who entered Herojauna in the concentrates Category.
Here are the official results:

2010 HIGH TIMES MEDICAL CANNABIS CUP WINNERS
Sativa
1. GreanBicycles (God's Pussy)
2. The Green Door San Francisco (Candy Jack)
3. Purple Lotus Patient Center (Durban Poison)
Indica
1. Mr. Natural Inc (Cali Gold)
2. Elemental Wellness (True OG)
3. Tehama Herbal Collective (Bubba Kush)
Concentrates
1. Leonard Moore Cooperative (Ingrid)
2. Phillips Rx (Herojauna)
3. 7 Stars Holistic Healing Center (Granddaddy Purple Wax)​

He was so nervous he was drinking from my bottle of Tincture, Once I relised I had not won I was so upset I just left the event and went back to the hotel. It was days later when an article appeared with the head lines “What is God’s Pussy” Then a few days later it was revealed that Patrick had grown out Vortex seeds in his own version of Super Soil. This one cutting became so infamous its listed in the Phylos Gallaxy to this day. Eight Years later I find out that Patrick owns a nutrient company called Green Bicycles.

I got to know him much better and to be honest I cant see him saying the word pussy super polite and humble and a very hard worker. That was the last Cannabis event he entered but he never lost his passion for the soil.
He has a Tea called Happy Ending ( More Sex Reference homie) and has been working on a charge pack and man did I get excited and contacted him immediately. He let me know he had three version ready for testing, A my original formula, B an amended formula without Blood Meal and C a mix made by Curtiss the soil science guy working on the project.
We sent 20 pound charge packs out to every Weed Nerd that ask and it was used in the medical patient garden as well. Mystic Grower an amazingly talented female grower really stayed in touch with me as well as about a dozen dedicated growing Weed Nerds. Reports were sent to me weekly and it was cool to see the progress of everyone duplicated in the medical patient garden here in the pool.
I followed the results carefully and while the results between A and C mix were close I felt the original mix gave a sweeter smoother end flower. The growers reported that the B mix that had no Blood Meal but other amendments did not do as well and the plants faded way to early even with application of teas.
The C mix that Curtiss created activates faster and therefore is more desirable.

You can always still find the recipe on my website for free and a detailed section on its use and tips with pictures and arrows. You can also find me mixing it up on Youtube. Check out this amazing Garden by Newtritiolous a Weed Nerd on IG who randomly contacted me and used my exact recipe on a massive scale.
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I recommend Roots and that is also what Kemper is using as a base for the new Subcool’s Super Soil Activated ready to use soil coming in 2020.
In a few weeks I will have the packing and labels in so we can offer the 2# Bag that charges one bag of soil when used with 5# of high quality worm castings.
I will also offer 250 lb Barrels and 1000 lb totes of the Charge Pack I can ship you 250 lbs across country including shipping for around 750.00
I am working with Roots Original to get a deal on Soil direct from them through Subcool.com at a discount as well and Micronized Nutrients and any Product I have used and or approve of.
Subcool’s Super Soil is a proven way to grow extremely good organic cannabis without having to be an expert on nutrients just follow the instructions and use good clean water in the 6.4-6.8 range.
Just Add Water
But we recommend Happy Endings Tea for best results.​

I also recommend using Either Sucanat or Mollases or a Brix formula. The way it works is it gives carbohydrates to the plant. These carbohydrates would normally be made during photosynthesize, so it reduces the work load on the plant and all the extra carbohydrates can be used to build bud, and you also get the added benefit of the enhanced flavor of the weed. I am also convinced in increases resin production.
This works my taking advantage of the Krebs cycle.
The Krebs cycle is named, after the discoverer, German biochemist, Hans Adolph Krebs.

Within the Krebs cycle, energy in the form of ATP is usually derived from the breakdown of glucose. Since glucose can pass through cell membranes, it transports energy from one part of the plant to another. Hence the Sugars and carbohydrates we add at day 30 and day 45.
I am very excited to start a new mission it has always been to Overgrow the Planet but for now I will let you guys take point while I man the supply lines in this War on a Plant.

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