Hey! Its an inevitable "I Wanna Move to Denver" question XD

DisJointed75

New Member
Ok, I know this topic is gonna get some flak, but I want to know.
I've spent a few days in Denver, loved it, and want to move or there with the wife. But, she's not thrilled because it would move her away from family (which she only sees once a year anyway).
I've heard it's an expensive place to live, but I think we'd be close to spending the same on an apartment as we do now. Plus, it's just the 2 of us. She only waits tables for a living, which I figure would translate well into a budtender job.
I'm interested in a cultivation positions, I've got the experience, and I can certainly talk the talk.
Does anyone have helpful suggestions or personal insight that might help me validate my desire to move?
I've always wanted to leave my state and live elsewhere, the fact that Denver has jobs for which I'm qualified was icing on the cake.

Sorry for the long rant, I just needed to get my thoughts out
 

shrxhky420

Well-Known Member
Tell them you like penis! A lot of it! Penis this, penis that. During the interview grab the interviewer's penis... it's a girl? Grab hers too! She won't mind. Nobody has a penis? That's ok too, just start talking about your mallard. At that point it becomes a mallard party and all production stops. Everyone starts a flash mob, singing about your mallard and how the weed is gonna grow now that you are here!

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THAT'S BECAUSE IT'S A MALLARD!!!!

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SH420
 

Nefrella

Well-Known Member
Tell them you like penis! A lot of it! Penis this, penis that. During the interview grab the interviewer's penis... it's a girl? Grab hers too! She won't mind. Nobody has a penis? That's ok too, just start talking about your mallard. At that point it becomes a mallard party and all production stops. Everyone starts a flash mob, singing about your mallard and how the weed is gonna grow now that you are here!

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THAT'S BECAUSE IT'S A MALLARD!!!!

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SH420
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