One time I had a hot red headed maid with a fat ass steal my entire seed collection. We were in between houses and were renting an air bnb until our new house was ready. When we left the rental, my dumbass forgot the seeds in the fridge. So when she came and cleaned after we left... JACKPOT. To be fair, I don't blame her.
I was actually able to get all but 2 packs back from her (clusterfunk and purple unicorn she kept. This was many many moons ago when my seed collection wasn't hoarder weirdo status).
My wife straight up drove to her house and pounded on the door, "I don't think so, bitch."