My wife caught me jacking off!

Metasynth · Aug 4, 2020

This thread is making me hungry for corn dogs and footlong hoagies

Laughing Grass · Aug 4, 2020

shrxhky420 said:
Yeah, smoke his cock that is.

SH420

shrxhky420 · Aug 4, 2020

Laughing Grass said:

We definitely are a ridiculous bunch of cock smokers around here. Uh when I say we, I don't necessarily mean you

SH420

Milovan1 · Aug 4, 2020

tyler.durden said:
Oh, yeah, I've been caught. She HATED when I took care of myself! When I was pleasuring myself I tried to use humor to diffuse the situation: "I didn't even enjoy it, babe. I was totally lost..." She didn't find it funny. Bitch had no sense of humor...

Laughing Grass · Aug 4, 2020

shrxhky420 said:
We definitely are a ridiculous bunch of cock smokers around here. Uh when I say we, I don't necessarily mean you

SH420

I'd try smoked cock...

maybe not.

lokie · Aug 4, 2020

dannyboy602 · Aug 4, 2020

He might even have been my first crush back in the sixties...

...and for some reason I hated this country bumpkin of a girl friend.

shrxhky420 · Aug 4, 2020

dannyboy602 said:
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He might even have been my first crush back in the sixties...

...and for some reason I hated this country bumpkin of a girl friend.
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Weird how that worked out for you. Lol

SH420

B_the_s · Aug 4, 2020

Bareback said:
@cannabineer have you seen “ The Happytime Murders “ ?

But have you seen Greg the bunny? It's a masterpiece. So great.

And although not cartoon, Lunette from Big Comfy Couch gets my motor running.
Also, Velma cosplay.
Umm, brb

Bareback · Aug 4, 2020

B_the_s said:
But have you seen Greg the bunny? It's a masterpiece. So great.

And although not cartoon, Lunette from Big Comfy Couch gets my motor running.
Also, Velma cosplay.
Umm, brb

Not yet

Laughing Grass · Aug 4, 2020

B_the_s said:
Loonette from Big Comfy Couch gets my motor running.

You're a little off.

B_the_s · Aug 4, 2020

Laughing Grass said:
You're a little off.

Yeah I see it now. I was a little off.
Lunette. Not Loonette. Lol
Lol

My Name is Mike · Aug 4, 2020

King Arthur said:
Fuck I could give two shits less, if any of us has to jerk our dicks it means the woman needs to get to suckin again or else she can't complain.

I swear if she caught me and made a big deal I would look her dead in the eye and tell her to suck it or shut the fuck up. Fuckin bait n switch.

One reason his wife will leave him for a woman...

Laughing Grass · Aug 4, 2020

B_the_s said:
Yeah I see it now. I was a little off.
Lunette. Not Loonette. Lol
Lol

lol it wasn't the name... lusting over a beloved tv character from my childhood.

I never looked at her that way, she's not bad looking

cannabineer · Aug 4, 2020

Laughing Grass said:
lol it wasn't the name... lusting over a beloved tv character from my childhood.

I never looked at her that way, she's not bad looking

Ditching that ball nose makes a difference.

Gorillabilly · Aug 4, 2020

charface said:
your wife has never caught me abusing myself.

Thats funny rite there.... :clap:

For the record, she's never caught me either. Your closets are comfy tho.

B_the_s · Aug 4, 2020

Laughing Grass said:
lol it wasn't the name... lusting over a beloved tv character from my childhood.

I never looked at her that way, she's not bad looking

Yeah there's that too. :bigjoint:

My wife caught me jacking off!

Caught jacking off

yes

no

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