(Real) Babies in the house

Damn.
Mrs GWN and myself have been empty nesters for too many years to be very flexible.
Now, all the sudden we have a couple of kids in the house due to our daughters med conditions & she had to go out of town for Dr. appointments & the little dudes are beside them selves with anguish (Mommy's gone).
Now suddenly they have decided that it's my fault she's not here - their quorum vote fixed me with a guilty verdict.
18 Mos & 3 yo.

When did kids get this entitled?

Fuck !

Go out to the back, smoke a blunt, come back in and watch cartoons with them. You, and they, will quickly forget about entitlement.


Thanks Obama.

see4 said:

Go out to the back, smoke a blunt, come back in and watch cartoons with them. You, and they, will quickly forget about entitlement.


Thanks Obama.

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Family duty - not something that I had planned however. Lol.

BTW, Sponge Bob is pretty informative.

GreatwhiteNorth said:

Family duty - not something that I had planned however. Lol.

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Kids are great man. They give me an excuse to act immature, not that I really need an excuse.

I hate unplanned babysitting.

Like one time I get home and some 2yr old kid is running around my house. Bad enough my 7 yr old and his friends already do.

Turns out it was my stepsons little sister. My stepson is 21 yes old. Dad is a dead beat and all of a sudden she watching this kid.

Lol last time she ever came over tho. I made my point obvious. That and she had me on speaker phone after I left the house.

GreatwhiteNorth said:

Damn.
Mrs GWN and myself have been empty nesters for too many years to be very flexible.
Now, all the sudden we have a couple of kids in the house due to our daughters med conditions & she had to go out of town for Dr. appointments & the little dudes are beside them selves with anguish (Mommy's gone).
Now suddenly they have decided that it's my fault she's not here - their quorum vote fixed me with a guilty verdict.
18 Mos & 3 yo.

When did kids get this entitled?

Fuck !

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You need to get one of them on side. Pick which one seems weakest or most impressionable. Forget funny faces if you have a beard, you'll just freak them out.

Maybe get a big jar if something messy like yoghurt or jam and a spoon. Once devil child number 2 sees what number 1 has you'll have 2 quiet sticky children.

Leave them sticky so the parents know not to leave them with you again.

Nahh - that just sounds too easy.
But she's our daughter & will see completely through us.

see4 said:

Kids are great man. They give me an excuse to act immature, not that I really need an excuse.

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Yeah maybe other peoples kids other than that their goes your freedom and money and all your nice shit can't have nice things around a kid. Not to mention I have nobody to babysit and I got to wait for the damn kid to go to bed to get my dick wet.

they'll come to love their grandpap as much as we do in short order

I let kids color on my white dog with colored pencils. Kids love that shit

bluntmassa1 said:

Yeah maybe other peoples kids other than that their goes your freedom and money and all your nice shit can't have nice things around a kid. Not to mention I have nobody to babysit and I got to wait for the damn kid to go to bed to get my dick wet.

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Sad but most of that is true. Its hard to have nice things. LOL Got to watch how you act around kids too. That one slips from time to time.

All in all though once its your own flesh and blood its easy to adjust the lifestyle. (well except for the dead beat parents).

Shit I'm square as all fuck now.

GreatwhiteNorth said:

Family duty - not something that I had planned however. Lol.

BTW, Sponge Bob is pretty informative.

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Smoke a bowl then watch 'Bubble Guppies'. You will never be the same again.

GreatwhiteNorth said:

Damn.
Mrs GWN and myself have been empty nesters for too many years to be very flexible.
Now, all the sudden we have a couple of kids in the house due to our daughters med conditions & she had to go out of town for Dr. appointments & the little dudes are beside them selves with anguish (Mommy's gone).
Now suddenly they have decided that it's my fault she's not here - their quorum vote fixed me with a guilty verdict.
18 Mos & 3 yo.

When did kids get this entitled?

Fuck !

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Ok here's how you fix this, feed them, then take them outside and run their legs off. Remember you are 6' it's gonna take them multiple repeats of those baby strides to come even close so for now this is easy. If it's dark and you can't suit them up and take them outside, run them around the house. Clear a sort of race course and run those kiddo's into the ground.

Exhaustion will stop thought at this level Then they will be all cuddly, loving and sedate, no more planning and voting. Teenagers are tougher so up your aerobic activity you're gonna need some reserve, so start training now.

Oops almost forgot at this stage, and often forever, aerobics will stop males from thinking. However once females hit puberty other tactics will be called for. However the aerobic reserve you build now will still assist in window shopping marathons if indeed either of these are females.

Lol @curious2garden shit I wish that exhaustion method worked for my kid. School, then 2 hr baseball practice with some tag here and there during practice. And still when we get home it's "pop play me in tetherball " or "let's wrestle " energy all damn day.

Not to scare anyone without kids of course

TripleMindedGee5150 said:

Lol @curious2garden shit I wish that exhaustion method worked for my kid. School, then 2 hr baseball practice with some tag here and there during practice. And still when we get home it's "pop play me in tetherball " or "let's wrestle " energy all damn day.

Not to scare anyone without kids of course

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Seems like you have a track star there. Seriously start your kiddo running. If they are young take them to a park with a hill and it's up and down the hill chasing a ball. With all that sitting in school and only intermittent activity of organized baseball he's not tired out.

GreatwhiteNorth said:

Damn.
Mrs GWN and myself have been empty nesters for too many years to be very flexible.
Now, all the sudden we have a couple of kids in the house due to our daughters med conditions & she had to go out of town for Dr. appointments & the little dudes are beside them selves with anguish (Mommy's gone).
Now suddenly they have decided that it's my fault she's not here - their quorum vote fixed me with a guilty verdict.
18 Mos & 3 yo.

When did kids get this entitled?

Fuck !

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kids are assholes... The other day I got into it with a 9 yo, my girls nephew. He got all hurt because I called him a little girl. .he ends up going to the room pissed off. I followed him waited a min or so then I slowly opened the door so I can take a picture of his crying ass..needless to say he didn't like that at all..I came back to the room he was in I wanted to talk to him and tell him I was just playing. .llittle assholes ignored me. Kinda made me mad so I told him I wasn't going to buy him shit for his birthday.

mr sunshine said:

kids are assholes... The other day I got into it with a 9 yo, my girls nephew. He got all hurt because I called him a little girl. .he ends up going to the room pissed off. I followed him waited a min or so then I slowly opened the door so I can take a picture of his crying ass..needless to say he didn't like that at all..I came back to the room he was in I wanted to talk to him and tell him I was just playing. .llittle assholes ignored me. Kinda made me mad so I told him I wasn't going to buy him shit for his birthday.

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Not buying him a gift for his birthday is a bit harsh get him a dress, or possibly a nice purse, something he could carry his whine in.

curious2garden said:

Get him a dress for his birthday or possibly a nice purse.

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lol I'm an asshole, I'll probably get him a really awesome gift and then return it because I remember I wasn't going to get him shit... I'll let him open it first.

I'm just kidding I'll go with the dress.