Show off your glass!

Lockedin

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Part 2
- Start here - last month
Bought a 18" beaker on sale. Very thick glass, ice pinch, SMOOTH hitter it ticks all the boxes except one:
When I got home, I set it on the table and noticed for the first time that it looks like an 18" glass dildo with a bowl attached.
Oh, THAT's why it was on sale. Crap.
Well, it works great and only my Wife sees it...but it's just obnoxious now.

Part 1
- The second part - mid '80's
I finally got to go on a fishing trip with some older guys I idolized in my teens. After the second stop, the boat owner says, "Well boys, I think we should stop down for a minute to repair the sails."
Looking at me, he said, "Hey grommet, go in the console under the wheel and find the sail kit. It's a piece of bamboo wrapped in line."
I found the sail kit easily; a 3" thick, 8" long piece of bamboo with bank line tied around it and a label, "Sail Kit". I was a wide eyed 15 year old boy on the ocean with real men, so I didn't ask - I just fetched. But I couldn't help wondering what we would possibly use a sail kit for aboard a 30ft. power boat???
I handed the Capt. the kit; he twisted the braided cap from the bamboo and spilled the contents onto the dinette table - 2 lighters, a few used screens, a metal pipe and a whole eighth of sinsemilla! - That was a great trip.

Part 3
- This Morning
What happens when you quarantine Lockedin with a few ounces of weed, a phallic bong, and 50' of decorative manila line?
My take on a needle case (sail kit) -
One, single, unbroken 40(ish)' piece of line grafted onto the main stem to remove / add certain "elements" of this piece.

Yes. It's dirty - hopefully a bit less so now! bongsmilie
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