The Scottish Cow And The Vet


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The Scottish Cow

The only cow in a small town in Ireland stopped giving milk.

Then the town folk found they could buy a cow in Scotland quite cheaply.

So, they brought the cow over from Scotland.

It was absolutely wonderful, it produced lots of milk every day and
was happy.

They bought a bull to mate with the cow to get more cows, so they'd
have to worry about their milk supply again.

They put the bull in the pasture with the cow but whenever the bull
tried to
mount the cow, the cow would move away.

No matter what approach the bull tried, the cow would move away from the
bull, and he was never able to do the deed.

The people were very upset and decided to go to the Vet, who was very
tell him what was happening and ask his advice.

"Whenever the bull tries to mount our cow, she moves away. If he
from the back, she moves forward. When he approaches her from the front,
backs off. If he attempts it from the one side, she walks away to the

The Vet rubbed his chin thoughtfully and pondered this before asking,
you by chance, buy this cow in Scotland?"

The people were dumbfounded, since no one had ever mentioned that they
brought the cow over from Scotland.

"You are truly a wise Vet," they said. "How did you
know we got the cow from Scotland?”

The Vet replied with a distant look in his eye,
"My wife is from Scotland


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a young bull looked down the valley and could see a herd of beautiful cows

the young bull looked to his uncle a wise and cagey bull, and said

" hey uncle why not charge down the hill and fuck them girls ?"

the old bull replied

"we walk down that hill slow and fuck them all"