The World's Coming to an End - I Don't Even Care...

Unclebaldrick

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As long as I can have a limo and my orange hair.







Let it be written that this is clearly a think piece about life and love during the time of plague.

It could be so much worse.

Anybody with a clue could have seen it coming.

In a way it is kind of fun, if you can detach it from the underlying awfulness of it all. The dice are rolling, society is transformed, maybe. People are baking bread and shit.

It cost me $17 and change to fill my tank.

I work with a group of people that are, for the most part, some of the better people I have had the pleasure to work with. Every day we invade each others' social spaces, cough, sneeze and fart in a common space. Maybe it is ten percent of the sort of camaraderie of the sort our fore fathers experienced 80 years ago, but it still significant in a modern world that often lacks the personal connection. I'll take it. Sharing a common goal is pretty rare these days.
 

Unclebaldrick

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I am sorry that I am ruining your think piece with this:


I am for one perfectly happy to never sit in another persons fart for the rest of my life, that even goes for my wife.
No, no, please. Go right ahead. Think pieces have a more frenetic nature during the '20 pandemic. Got to make the most of it.


 
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captainmorgan

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Don't despair, the king has just cured Covid-19 with his UV and disinfectant injections. I never thought the stable super jenius would be able to top his previous insights that are ground breaking. Like curing cancer by getting rid of wind mills, raking the forests to end all forest fires or the biggest saver of lives, nuking hurricanes. Now that he has single-handedly ended the pandemic I'm sure he can fix this little financial crisis over the weekend.
 

DIY-HP-LED

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Don't despair, the king has just cured Covid-19 with his UV and disinfectant injections. I never thought the stable super jenius would be able to top his previous insights that are ground breaking. Like curing cancer by getting rid of wind mills, raking the forests to end all forest fires or the biggest saver of lives, nuking hurricanes. Now that he has single-handedly ended the pandemic I'm sure he can fix this little financial crisis over the weekend.
Bankrupting the states is the plan I believe, people are saying, people like Moscow Mitch...
 

Fogdog

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Don't despair, the king has just cured Covid-19 with his UV and disinfectant injections. I never thought the stable super jenius would be able to top his previous insights that are ground breaking. Like curing cancer by getting rid of wind mills, raking the forests to end all forest fires or the biggest saver of lives, nuking hurricanes. Now that he has single-handedly ended the pandemic I'm sure he can fix this little financial crisis over the weekend.
huh

and all along, I thought gargling with bleach would protect me. Now, it seems I should have been injecting it.

My mother always told me to save my used heroin syringes just in case I might need them. I should apologize to her for safely disposing of them against her advice.
 

captainmorgan

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Here a story about a guy that new the king was on to something a month ago.


 

DIY-HP-LED

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Here a story about a guy that new the king was on to something a month ago.


Life imitates art... Apparently ya can make this shit up, at least The Onion can!
 

doublejj

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huh

and all along, I thought gargling with bleach would protect me. Now, it seems I should have been injecting it.

My mother always told me to save my used heroin syringes just in case I might need them. I should apologize to her for safely disposing of them against her advice.
my wife is diabetic, we have sharps containers full of syringes.....I just need to refill them with bleach =preroll's
 
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