What About Chicago? Kim-Ye to Divorce.

Um, I can't even imagine what "marital troubles" are in the context of the Kardashian-West household.

Those four kids, North, Saint, Chicago and Psalm are looking at some seriously fucked up futures. I hope none of them become President until I am dead.

I have depleted my interest in this matter until it gets funnier.

In other soul-crushing news:

That, to me, is probably the most interesting aspect of what’s going to transform our business. In five years, I could send you a text and say, ‘At 2 p.m., let’s put our Oculus Rift glasses on, and let’s go see the Beach Boys record ‘Good Vibrations’ at Western Recorders.

Kanye West should marry Britney Spears next. And they should both go off their meds, that would be entertaining.