i was a back of the class kid
Aye you woulda been next to me then,lol.Although some teachers noticed i was stoned a few times(back then in Glasgow we didnt have the good green,it was all hash but half deent compared to the crap nowadays). A few teaher actually moved me to the very front so my desk adjoined onto the teachers desk #BuzzKill
Still though looking back they were the best carefree days of our lives innit?I remember in my experimental stage,i started young lol,i used to drop LSD tabs in school but one day i was offered what looked like a lighter flint,got told it was a microdot which id never heard of.I said "gimme two of them purple dots" cos i always dlouble dropped. But fuck me,what a mistake,i underestimated the power of microdots!!! I ended up by 1st period hearing the teachrs talk in sow moton,by time the bell went my mate was guiding me to french asking if i was okay.He gave me them so he was kinda freaked out that i was tripin out my box when usually i took it in my stride lol.During French i dont know what happened but the teacher said summit to me,i still dont know if it was in french of english and i still dont know if i replied in martian or mexican but i remember slow motion shouting nd hr pointing to the door.The whole lcas is lauging nd im laughing but dont know hy.All i k new is i had barbed wire round my desk and couldnt move haha!!! My mate ended up somehow geting me ou the clas and a few mates decided we should maybe dog the rest of the day an we went and chilled at my mates house.That was a memorable day,a typical day was getting caught rolling spliffs round the back of the school boilers.School was a blast,my English teacher was crying when i got expelled for fighting with a P.E teacher who pushed me because i denied i was with a guy who had just ran away so he didnt appreciate being made a fool out of on the way to the headmasters to report us both for smoking weed.He pushed me,i pushed him back and got expelled.My English teacher signed my leavers certificate with tears in her eyes saying "I had such high hopes for you going to university".I was like "really?Shit maybe i shoulda been more proactive in my school career"
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Our school was surrounded by a country park with waterfalls and pools and fields full of mushrooms never a dull moment at school in the 1990's to 1994's. Looking back, i treated school as one big audition for girlfriends,always playing the joker,dogging school with hot chicks getting wasted and going skinny dipping in the river.Somehow modernstudies and latin didnt seem as important to me at the time.I had the aptitude for it,just the wrong attitude.
Its ironic now im a 34yr old single Father that im now back studying at college and in the past few years done my higher English(Ms.Miller woulda been so proud hehe),my ECDL(european computing driving license) and eventually i managed to get to do he 1st year of my computing degree before fate dealt me the single pardent card when my wee boy was only 16 months so never got to get my degree but HNC sufficed.Now im doing 2 days a week along with voluntary practical experience 2 days a week aswell in an addiction treatment centre.Once qualified i'll be a professional peer mentor drug or alcohol key worker for people.Funny how things change innit?
I also find it ironic i tried weed and acid and all recreationals a few years befoe anyone cos i hung with older guys in my street but yet it seems like out my school mates i was the last ne to actually grow up.I never had a plan in place,they would have fun but tell you "im gonna be a vet,im gonna be doctor" and im like "im gonna be in a band,im gonna write a book".Always the dreamer,still am to a certain extent,lol. You know what i shouldnt smoke this ealy in the morning cos i babble away online for hours and end up getting nothing done and iv promised my son a ninendo 3DS today but thankfully hes still sleeping.Hope you all had a good crimbo BTW.Im new here,did an intro thread.I talk a lot,not cos i like to be the attention seeker or like blowing my trumpet,mainly cos when im wasted i tend to chat as if im actually sitting holding a real conversation.Im known s the "The LPG -longpostguy" at my other MJ forum hangout lol.I'll try not to make a habit of it,most of its self depreciating so at least its not listening to some braggard telling you how good his life is....cos mines is distinctly avaerage
Although being a singke Dad is possibly the ultimate thing i have ever done and i'll be making sure junior dont be doing half the shit i did at school
But ahhh yess,school days were the best,especially after swimming when the girls would run n the guys changing room and flash their breast giggling.Best bit about school was the long walks home with 3 girls who lived up my way.They opened my eyes cos they were 3rd year and im 1st year highschool and they violated me a few times taking advantage of my naivety.LOL. The things that happen to you at school you take for granted and think "sweet,my whole life gonna be lke this" and it so isnt
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