What Would an Evangelical Christian Country Be Like

Unclebaldrick

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Ok, let's say they win, end democracy in America and install the Jesus-lovin' dictator we all know they want. What would that be like?
 

go go kid

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Doo you believe for one second that God created a wonderful place like the planet earth and then fill it with half the population hell bent on destroying it
No. I don't believe in God. I believe were the alien's that came down here on the meteor that was the bib bang. We are the aliens
 

Unclebaldrick

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Basically, Russia, the church there works hand in hand with the criminal government.
Russians grew up with totally corrupt government and developed the cynicism to weather it. I don't disagree but I would see it more like the USSR of the 1920s and 30s. Total excess. Executions galore, purity tests, show trials, absolute scoundrels in power with no check on their moral and financial crimes. We all know how good these people are in choosing their leaders based on their track record.
 

Unclebaldrick

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It wouldn’t be a comfortable place for women, critical thinkers or scientists. Kinda like a CPAC convention today.
Not unless the women do the right thing and shut up and be pregnant or are willing to fuck fat old clergy, are ok with scat play and get abortions. There's room for those two types.
 

Dorian2

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Doo you believe for one second that God created a wonderful place like the planet earth and then fill it with half the population hell bent on destroying it
No. I don't believe in God. I believe were the alien's that came down here on the meteor that was the bib bang. We are the aliens
That's a childish viewpoint.....

** And no offense man, it was open for the taking...
 

Unclebaldrick

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Schools would have to be purged of non-Christians, of course. The theory of evolution will be banned. Jesus' words would have to be perverted. Good, Christian prayer would be mandatory.
 

Unclebaldrick

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The Armed Forces will also be purged of anyone who will not take an oath to god. No homosexuals or women will be allowed officially. It will be like it was back when America was great. Gay sex will be done quietly and discreetly so god can't see it. After Joe sucks your dick, you can go out on liberty and beat up some homos just to show everybody how much you hate them.
 
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