What would you bring to Alaska if you moved there today?

ClaytonBigsby

ClaytonBigsby

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I've read several ex-pat forums for various countries and wonder what you folks have a hard time getting, or is so much more expensive to buy there as opposed to the lower 48.

So, if you were moving there and had a 24' moving truck, what would you bring?
 
FrozenChozen

FrozenChozen

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ClaytonBigsby said:
I've read several ex-pat forums for various countries and wonder what you folks have a hard time getting, or is so much more expensive to buy there as opposed to the lower 48.
So, if you were moving there and had a 24' moving truck, what would you bring?
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Groceries.... Shits expensive up here guy.... $100 gets you about 1/2 of what you would in a place like Washington... I guess if I could fill a 24' truck with whatever I needed, I would stack it with money.... You're gonna need it.... You might want to toss a gun in there too, more than 60% of people here carry concealed....
 
ClaytonBigsby

ClaytonBigsby

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Yeah wife and I watch these Alaska shows and wonder where everyone gets their money. They live a brazillian miles from civilization but have all kinds of toys, snowmobiles, tractors, quads, planes, etc. Seems Alaska is the playground of the wealthy. I saw many of the homes in some cities are only used a couple of weeks a year.

Got the guns and permits covered. Thanks for your reply!
 
FrozenChozen

FrozenChozen

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ClaytonBigsby said:
Yeah wife and I watch these Alaska shows and wonder where everyone gets their money. They live a brazillian miles from civilization but have all kinds of toys, snowmobiles, tractors, quads, planes, etc. Seems Alaska is the playground of the wealthy. I saw many of the homes in some cities are only used a couple of weeks a year.

Got the guns and permits covered. Thanks for your reply!
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A lot of people work on the north slope (very northern point of Alaska) in the oil fields... Pays big bucks, and you work 14-21 days straight 12-18 hours a day....then you go home with $5000-$6000 for a week or two and then go north and do it again! Plus, the government pays us to live here! (google Alaska permanent fund dividend)

Not everyone is rich.... we also have one of the heighest per capita homeless rates in the nation
 
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Wilksey

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BITCHES Brother Clayton.

I'd bring bitches.

As many as you can cram in that 24 foot truck.

While it would be nice to have some skinny bitches because you can cram more of them in the back of your truck, if you bring fat bitches, you won't have to feed em' on the trip as they'll be able to survive on their stored fat. Find some dumb ones, (just look for the ones in the Ugg boots) and you'll be able to convince them to go based solely on the fact that they'll get paid every month by the state for simply existing. You may have to chloroform some of the smart ones though, so be prepared for that.

When you finally get in the state, you'll be able to sell em' as wives for a couple grand a pop at LEAST, and you'll be able to keep them as your personal workers to pay off their transportation debt until you can find them an appropriate "husband".

Forget all that furniture shit and sell it or burn it, Brother Clayton, because if you bring enough bitches, you'll have enough cash to buy NEW furniture for your NEW house.

Here's a seating chart you can use as an example, and while this one is primarily for boats, you can modify it for your truck


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Watt power!!!!
 
tip top toker

tip top toker

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Enough of my countrymen to effectively isolate myself from the locals? :) Note: isolate the locals, not fuck them over and steal everything they hold dear to them.
 
ClaytonBigsby

ClaytonBigsby

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Wilksey said:
BITCHES Brother Clayton.

I'd bring bitches.

As many as you can cram in that 24 foot truck.

While it would be nice to have some skinny bitches because you can cram more of them in the back of your truck, if you bring fat bitches, you won't have to feed em' on the trip as they'll be able to survive on their stored fat. Find some dumb ones, (just look for the ones in the Ugg boots) and you'll be able to convince them to go based solely on the fact that they'll get paid every month by the state for simply existing. You may have to chloroform some of the smart ones though, so be prepared for that.

When you finally get in the state, you'll be able to sell em' as wives for a couple grand a pop at LEAST, and you'll be able to keep them as your personal workers to pay off their transportation debt until you can find them an appropriate "husband".

Forget all that furniture shit and sell it or burn it, Brother Clayton, because if you bring enough bitches, you'll have enough cash to buy NEW furniture for your NEW house.

Here's a seating chart you can use as an example, and while this one is primarily for boats, you can modify it for your truck


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Watt power!!!!
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Wilksey, you dirty bastard! I didn't know you were in Alaska.
 
ClaytonBigsby

ClaytonBigsby

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I found some good coats at the Goodwill this last weekend. Is there a decent goodwill there, if I need some better socks and underwear?
 
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