Wo ist das penis?

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    Singlemalt Well-Known Member

    Wo ist es? Wir müssen es sofort finden, da das Überleben der westlichen Zivilisation auf dem Spiel steht. Bitte beginne jetzt zu suchen. Danke für Ihre Aufmerksamkeit

    srh88 Well-Known Member

    It's gone man..
    Rip penis

    Singlemalt Well-Known Member

    Herr Professor Eisbär mag meine schlechte Grammatik korrigieren

    WeedFreak78 Well-Known Member

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    neosapien Well-Known Member

    Mach mir ein paar Eier frau.
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    neosapien Well-Known Member

    What I use to tell my German teacher.
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    neosapien Well-Known Member

    Who was hot as fuck. And smoked me down to behave in class. And who's boyfriend was my acid connect.
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    Singlemalt Well-Known Member

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    BarnBuster Virtually Unknown Member

    So viele penis, so wenig mund. Wo ist der Gute Sohn wenn wir ihn brauchen?
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    lokie Well-Known Member

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    Blue Wizard

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    vostok Well-Known Member

    guide to what a 'normal' vulva looks like

    Teenage girls are being directed to a new online reference tool that helps them
    check if their vulva looks normal.

    Available on the sexual health charity Brook website, the resource gives

    visual examples and advice on how female genitals change in puberty.

    The health experts who designed it say they hope it will give body confidence

    and discourage girls from wanting "designer vagina" cosmetic surgery.

    These operations should not be performed on girls under the age of 18.

    Why I wanted vagina surgery as a teenager

    Most cosmetic vulval surgery - labiaplasty to reshape or shorten the vaginal lips or labia -

    is performed by private medical practitioners and can cost thousands of pounds.

    Occasionally, an operation may be carried out on the NHS if the vaginal lips

    are abnormal or are causing the woman distress or harming her health.

    GPs are not meant to refer girls for surgery for cosmetic reasons alone.

    According to NHS figures, in 2015-16, more than 200 girls under 18 had labiaplasty and more than 150 of the girls were under 15.

    Drawings showing some of the natural variation in appearance of the female genitals

    Ms Louise Williams, clinical nurse specialist at University College Hospital and co-lead of the project,

    said: "This educational resource will help young people to understand their vulva

    and how it develops during puberty, particularly if they are worried about how they look or feel.

    "We hope it will reassure young people that vulvas come in a variety of shapes and sizes,

    and if they need advice and support, they can know where to go."

    Dr Naomi Crouch, from the Royal College of Obstetricians and Gynaecologists

    and the British Society for Paediatric and Adolescent Gynaecology which was also involved in the project,

    said: "There is absolutely no scientific evidence to support the practice of labiaplasty

    and the risk of harm is significant, particularly for teenagers who are still in stages

    of development both physically and psychologically.

    "We hope this resource will provide information for girls and young women that their vulva is unique

    and will change throughout their life, and that this is entirely normal and healthy."

    Designer vagina - what can go wrong
    A labiaplasty can occasionally result in:
    • bleeding
    • infection
    • scarring of tissue
    • reduced sensitivity of the genitals
    Any type of operation also carries a small risk of:
    • developing a blood clot in a vein
    • a bad reaction to the anaesthetic
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    cannabineer Ursus marijanus

    Nein, lieber nicht. Die Schwanzfrage kann ohne mir weiter entwickeln.
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    neosapien Well-Known Member

    Ungefähr ein Pfund deutscher Schwanz.
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    cannabineer Ursus marijanus

    billiger als die feine Österreichische Ware
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    shrxhky420 Well-Known Member

    That's all I got

    tyler.durden Well-Known Member

    This Tool tune sounds like an evil nazi rally, but it's simply a recipe for hash cookies. Maynard's got a great sense of humor. Have you heard the new Tool album? Me, neither :cry:

    The Eggs of Satan

    Half a cup of powdered sugar
    One quarter teaspoon salt
    One knifetip Turkish hash
    Half a pound butter
    One teaspoon vanilla-sugar
    Half a pound flour
    150 g ground nuts
    A little extra powdered sugar
    ... and no eggs

    Place in a bowl
    Add butter
    Add the ground nuts and
    Knead the dough

    Form eyeball-size pieces from the dough
    Roll in the powdered sugar
    and say the Magic Words:
    "Sim sala bim bamba sala do saladim"

    Place on a greased baking pan and
    Bake at 200 degrees for 15 minutes
    ...AND NO EGGS

    Bake at 200 degrees for 15 minutes
    ...and no eggs.
    Last edited: Mar 13, 2018

    tyler.durden Well-Known Member

    I always thought that it was referred to as Pen Island, but now I realize it is actually Penis Land (penisland.com). The Happiest Place on Earth...

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    dannyboy602 Well-Known Member

    I swallowed it and I'm not giving it back. Ever.

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