Woman Trying To Kill Me

OldMedUser

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I don't think my woman would poison me, shoot me maybe but poison me no.
I'm going to a Dinner at Hooters
Shoot you? Hell no! She's trying to induce a heart attack once you get eyeballs on those Hooters babes!

I thought those places closed down years ago. I must have been in my 20s when I went to one in Richmond, BC. Was not impressed. Peeler bars were more my scene.

:peace:
 

Oldguyrealy

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It was interesting. Little Girls hanging out.

Years ago I use to haul a Stripper back and forth to work. Sat around watching getting Free drinks.
 
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Oldguyrealy

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Never had edibles like this. I took one along to eat about an hour before bed.

Didn't eat it because I was still buzzing from 8 hours before.

I had to laugh one time I was messed up drinking. Law was called.

Take me to Jail. We don't have room. I hit a Cop. Dang it told you we didn't have room. So he sat with me all night until morning. I passed out, he took me and put me to bed.

My wife said old man anymore they would just shoot you.
 

curious2garden

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Staff member
Sounds like my woman. Me and my Son she makes cookies for and we keep telling her to kick them up. Think these will work just need to watch them.

Measure ah heck just dump.
I actually use a Tcheck that allows me to dial in dosing. He'd mentioned stronger than the 25 mg oatmeal/raisin/cranberry cookies I make him so I did. It had the strength marked prominently on the bag too LOL! Not my fault he ate three ;)
 

ProPheT 216

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Christmas coming back around makes me remember taking some 2 my moms and putting them in the refrigerator door. Of course she saw them and just grabbed one and smashed it. Ate it 2 fast 2 notice what that taste was. She's not a smoker, so it ended up being a night she'll always remember.
 

Oldguyrealy

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Your dog ate a dozen federal cops? Ahh, maybe that explains why cops hate dogs so much. :eyesmoke:
No I had a Dog that ate a dozen cookies. My wife is a Federal Cop over quarter of our state.

There was 3 dozen cookies cooling and my Dog ate a dozen. Miss that Dog he got hit on the highway.

Me I'm a volunteer but I'm so messed up anymore. I told them I can't do my Job. Oh just Supervise.
 

Rob Roy

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No I had a Dog that ate a dozen cookies. My wife is a Federal Cop over quarter of our state.

There was 3 dozen cookies cooling and my Dog ate a dozen. Miss that Dog he got hit on the highway.

Me I'm a volunteer but I'm so messed up anymore. I told them I can't do my Job. Oh just Supervise.
Thanks for the clarification. :D

I had a dog get into the garbage and eat some squozen (I invented an adverb there) canna butter leaf and bud material that still had lots of residual. Dog was a little wobbly for a couple days.
 
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