Wood cats taking my doritos locos taco supremes

racerboy71

bud bootlegger
aren't they just oppusum's (Sp?) ?? i have never heard of the term wood cat's, but they look like what we call oppusums around me.. those things get pretty big, and are pretty mean around here...
i hate their unhairy tails, that always freaks me out.. :(
 

Wordz

Well-Known Member
you guys approach them wrong. you gotta have doritos locos taco supremes then they like you.
 

ScoobyDoobyDoo

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you guys approach them wrong. you gotta have doritos locos taco supremes then they like you.
if you keep feeding them doritos they are gonna set up camp in your house. then when the wife forgets to pic some up at the store you are gonna have some cranky sons of bitches on your hands. a possum without his doritos locos is like a squirrel on crystal meth!
:fire:
 

racerboy71

bud bootlegger
if you keep feeding them doritos they are gonna set up camp in your house. then when the wife forgets to pic some up at the store you are gonna have some cranky sons of bitches on your hands. a possum without his doritos locos is like a squirrel on crystal meth!
:fire:
yah, i tend to agree, i wouldn't want to set one of them up to be pissed off at me for sure.. we used to have a dog that would chase and eat bunny rabbits in the yard, and even he was scared of the wood cats that would once in awhile sneak in over the fence..
on a side note, we once found a dead one, and put it into the trash can and holy shit, did that thing ever effin stink after a few days.. omg, possibly the foulest smell i have ever smelled, dead, rotten wood cats.. :spew:
 

Dr Gruber

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i was once in a car that ran one over, you could feel the tire go right over it. When i turned to look at the mess the thing just got up and ran away...tough little bastards!
 

bluntmassa1

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your approaching them the wrong way I grab my shot gun and a shell walk out and bang my doritos locos taco supremes mother fucker
you guys approach them wrong. you gotta have doritos locos taco supremes then they like you.
 

robert 14617

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those things are immune to rattlesnake venom , i put one in a cage with mine and had to let it go the snake couldn't kill it
 
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