Smart aleck girl working at Mcdonald's this morning.

Singlemalt

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^^^Informative and concise abstract. And a really nice mix there^^^^^ There's alot more to you vis violating background expectations, well played
 

vostok

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Why waste your time in such sleaze, coffee, return in 1 week ask her for a date....and when 'Employer of the year turns you down' ....ask why..???
 

chewberto

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"Unless you're speaking mcnuggets in my hand, I don't want to hear it" and "Don't make me issue my ultimate form"
 

ClaytonBigsby

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ehhhhh. Coffee hmmmm. Ima just freestyle it, mind my grammar, I gave up school in the 8th grade...

Coffee is very personal to me, it plays a very important part in my life. I prefer dark roast coffee, preferably using the french press, fair trade, organic, and with organic half and half. Sometimes I use imported powdered milk as a creamer. As far as sugar goes, I prefer sugar in the raw because I feel it gives best flavor. Brown sugar is good too. I'm talking light sugar, I don't like very sweet, just about quarter tsp. I have worked as a barista before, so I am quite familiar with espresso based drinks as well, and(My family had a bar where I would make my lattes for customers using a machine from the 80's until it broke, Italian. They would tell me that I make the best coffee.). This time of year I tend to order or even make a lot of iced coffee/latte. Now instant coffee products are a whole different story, I use instant for when I'm in a hurry or something(really helps me shit good too). I preferred Nescafe in instant category, that is until I discovered Nescafe Suave. Suave is so smooth compared to original Nescafe. As far as international coffees go... My fathers country has something called Turkish coffee(qahwa ‘arabiyya), this is very finely ground coffee with some spices, steamed in a specially designed pot. It is absolutely delicious. My other favorite international coffee is Vietnamese iced coffee(using condensed milk), for me this is the most heavenly form of taking coffee. How did they think of this, I don't know. I should also add that the combination of coffee and a smoke/spliff is AMAZING. Don't knock it till you try it you know. I just made a big pot of coffee for all of riu, please enjoy a cup of my coffee and smoke with me, I'll even give you a good song to do this to. enjoy
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dhjbQl1LOUU
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xxKYJKVSbY4
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=16Ev8ZbEsgU

Nothing? I thought this was one of my best posts. I thought it was perfect.
 

kermit2692

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I know of a girl who leaves "life tips" on the napkins for wait staff. Her mother was bragging about it at a party. I just laughed to myself and looked at my wife. She had that raised eyebrow look. Some people have no clue.
I feel like this is the kind of girl that later gets date raped..sooo ignorant
 

InstantCoffee

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Dear Mr. ClaytonBigsby, you are clearly a tea drinker. You earn the "stupidest post of the year" award. You should be ashamed, shame on you. I speak of my favorite thing in the whole wide world, and this is how you respond, I bet you weigh like 600lbs and smell like an Indian person that fell in a meat grinder. Shame, shaaaaame. Go off you, go off.
 

LegalizeNature420

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You only get upset because you feel she got the best of you. Your subconscious can't handle the fact that some skank working at McyDee's is smarter than you. With that said, this happens to most people at one point or another and you probably won't even remember it in a month. Unless of course you continue to visit that same store with her working, in which case this could remain an open wound for many months. My advice is you must redeem yourself with a pre-planned, clever verbal assault. This is the only way you can truly move past this. But if this cow counterattacks using her superior intelligence, it could severely backfire and your problem will only become deeper.
 

ClaytonBigsby

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Dear Ms. InstantCoffee,

No self respecting coffee drinker would ever use the word "instant" with any association of themselves. You earn the most "self inflated ego of the year" with your thread. What kind of asshole bullies the employee of the year at McDonalds for a few extra sips of coffee (again, what true coffee afficianado drinks McD's coffe?!?!) then comes here to brag about it? I bet you have a giant ass, and a tiny heart, and smell like Paris Hilton perfume, because you don't know how to be a kind human being, so you rail on those less fortunate. Clearly your apology thread was meaningless, like your existence here.
 

InstantCoffee

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You got me man. You really got me. Listen I live 2 hrs away from the Golden Gate Bridge, if you say the wrong thing to me I could snap and make a one way trip to the ggb. Don't mess with this innocent girls little heart. I offered you a pot of organic Mexican coffee and gave you UB40 songs. Why is the world so cruel to me. Ima go jump off the ggb. Thank you, nice knowing all of you at riu, thanks for giving me some simple form of social interaction. Thank you, and I love you all. Goodbye.
 

ClaytonBigsby

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You got me man. You really got me. Listen I live 2 hrs away from the Golden Gate Bridge, if you say the wrong thing to me I could snap and make a one way trip to the ggb. Don't mess with this innocent girls little heart. I offered you a pot of organic Mexican coffee and gave you UB40 songs. Why is the world so cruel to me. Ima go jump off the ggb. Thank you, nice knowing all of you at riu, thanks for giving me some simple form of social interaction. Thank you, and I love you all. Goodbye.
 

Dyna Ryda

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You got me man. You really got me. Listen I live 2 hrs away from the Golden Gate Bridge, if you say the wrong thing to me I could snap and make a one way trip to the ggb. Don't mess with this innocent girls little heart. I offered you a pot of organic Mexican coffee and gave you UB40 songs. Why is the world so cruel to me. Ima go jump off the ggb. Thank you, nice knowing all of you at riu, thanks for giving me some simple form of social interaction. Thank you, and I love you all. Goodbye.
I bet your a hand full in bed cause your one of the craziest chicks I've ever (cyber) met. Ok, don't go jump off a bridge, please, no don't do it.
 

chewberto

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You got me man. You really got me. Listen I live 2 hrs away from the Golden Gate Bridge, if you say the wrong thing to me I could snap and make a one way trip to the ggb. Don't mess with this innocent girls little heart. I offered you a pot of organic Mexican coffee and gave you UB40 songs. Why is the world so cruel to me. Ima go jump off the ggb. Thank you, nice knowing all of you at riu, thanks for giving me some simple form of social interaction. Thank you, and I love you all. Goodbye.
Chicks are unstable bro!
 
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