Farting on plants

hellmutt bones

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I suffer from chronic gas. So sometimes, when my room mate is here, I'll fart in my grow tent so my filter will take care of the smell. My fan is a 400 cfm. Is there any way that my fart gas can hurt my plants?
No it might actually help them! The carbon monoxide and the either combined with 02 creates a biccarbon molecule that mixed with the humility in ur tent becomes c02.
Ur gonna have one hell of a harvest mate!!:clap:
 

Nyan Rapier

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No it might actually help them! The carbon monoxide and the either combined with 02 creates a biccarbon molecule that mixed with the humility in ur tent becomes c02.
Ur gonna have one hell of a harvest mate!!:clap:
That makes sense. I've heard of a few members watering their grows with mountain dew. I imagine the carbonation would both help lower the pH and give the plant a CO2 boost... it's kind of the same effect.
 

hellmutt bones

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That makes sense. I've heard of a few members watering their grows with mountain dew. I imagine the carbonation would both help lower the pH and give the plant a CO2 boost... it's kind of the same effect.
Now you're thinking Mate!
Indeed, the Mt dew effect will in fact boots the plants amino absorption rate and in turn induce the plants photosynthesis stage!
Great observation!
This new MT dew technique is sweeping the country and will be the new undiscovered growing miracle.
We have one person to thank for that!


Lets all thank him!!!!
 

GrowerGoneWild

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I suffer from chronic gas. So sometimes, when my room mate is here, I'll fart in my grow tent so my filter will take care of the smell. My fan is a 400 cfm. Is there any way that my fart gas can hurt my plants? Any input is appreciated.
I thought it was a shitty idea, but I hear it helps with your turdpine profile. Floating an air biscuit is the new style guano foliar all the growers are using these days.

Poop away!.. I used to grow in my bathroom. It never hurt them.
 

Budzbuddha

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Although farts have Nitrogen and oxygen as a part of the mix , it also has hydrogen sulfide and ammonia which adds to the aroma.

Ripping ass on your Super Skunk or Indie Cheese should bring " bout a pound "
( another thread :bigjoint:).

Bigger question : Talking to your plants vs. Playing the Butt trumpet on your girls ?
I personally yell : " Grow you Bitch " , seems to help. I say keep the Butt Yodeling to your wife or girlfriends , ALL girls love Dutch Ovens.

I say the real " Grow Secret " are QUEEFS on the plants .... :hump:
 

Bachomp

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Although farts have Nitrogen and oxygen as a part of the mix , it also has hydrogen sulfide and ammonia which adds to the aroma.

Ripping ass on your Super Skunk or Indie Cheese should bring " bout a pound "
( another thread :bigjoint:).

Bigger question : Talking to your plants vs. Playing the Butt trumpet on your girls ?
I personally yell : " Grow you Bitch " , seems to help. I say keep the Butt Yodeling to your wife or girlfriends , ALL girls love Dutch Ovens.

I say the real " Grow Secret " are QUEEFS on the plants .... :hump:
Ground breaking
 

budman111

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I suffer from chronic gas. So sometimes, when my room mate is here, I'll fart in my grow tent so my filter will take care of the smell. My fan is a 400 cfm. Is there any way that my fart gas can hurt my plants? Any input is appreciated.
Unconfirmed reports that the farting method yields no less that one pound of weed.
 

Feisty1UR

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That makes sense. I've heard of a few members watering their grows with mountain dew. I imagine the carbonation would both help lower the pH and give the plant a CO2 boost... it's kind of the same effect.
Any names in particular? :confused::confused:



aka ryan :eyesmoke:
 

HydroRed

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Now were gonna see a new line of snake oils called "Butt Trumpet Bulk". It will be derived from "The finest farts on Earth".
.......Photoshop time lol
 
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