The UK Growers Thread!

1stblood......

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howdy lads

hows we all doing? enjoying the footy? fuck them rushkies are going for it hay lol maybe if most all our proper firms didnt have there passports revoked we might have give em a go but shiiiiit we getting our arse's kicked....

ouch....

 

oscaroscar

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The French police are paying so much attention to the terrorists they've not got enough manpower to deal with good old fashioned hooliganism.
Sepp Blatter would have loved this chance to blame it all on England and so would Platini.
Russians are a totally different level of looney though.
 

1stblood......

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The French police are paying so much attention to the terrorists they've not got enough manpower to deal with good old fashioned hooliganism.
Sepp Blatter would have loved this chance to blame it all on England and so would Platini.
Russians are a totally different level of looney though.
i hear what ya saying oscar but they certainly not checking bags n shit of the people going into the stadiums, look what happend at the russia game how many flares,smoke bombs etc fuck there was even reports of some of them ruskies have baseball bats lol how they get them in?

all too easy to get a bomb in, yeah the bulk of the french cops are keeping tracks on the daesh nutters but they taking the piss with security for the games or the fans.
 

oscaroscar

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I've just had a horrendous ordeal.
I've got my 70 year old mother that has dementia staying with me for two weeks. She'd just got out of the bath and I noticed her big toenails which were nearly three inches past the end of her toes with possibly the worst fungal infection anyone has ever seen. They were nearly an inch thick and varying in colour from green to purple.
I had to deal with them. I got the bulk off with a junior hacksaw and the rest with wire snips.
She's my mum so I guess I owe her.

Baz you might know the answer to this. Was it wrong to have a boner while I was doing it?
 

makka

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I think it would spread evil rather than repel it. I think Mr T would struggle with the weight of those round his neck.
She's got dementia so she won't remember it but unfortunately I'll be taking that memory to the grave.
lol i think i would ward off every cunt not just evil haha
i only sliced my bollocks shavin! had mini stroke nearly when i seen the blood lmao
 

R1b3n4

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I've treated myself to half a Heineken to try and smooth out the day.
I used 3 of these
to smooth out yesterday and planning on a lot more smoothing of day today( nother year older ffs) with again this, and its slightly more smoothing older brother


let the smoothing begin
 
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zeddd

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things blew up in politics last night and I was banned another 12 hour bs couldn't log on lol was gonna ask baz about fisting
 
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