Dia's dumb replies to smart questions

[Olive Drab Green]

why is a pig's wiener curlicued?

Is it really? I'm not googling it.

 

[420God]

Is it really? I'm not googling it.

Yes, like a cork screw.

 

[cannabineer]

Yes, like a cork screw.

This makes me wonder if boars are right- or left-threaded ... do you know?

 

[Olive Drab Green]

Yes, like a cork screw.

Pigs are fucking weird. Or maybe they know what's up better than we do? Who knows?

 

[travisw]

Is it really? I'm not googling it.

Jesus, I'm sorry I did. That pig really likes that dog.

 

[420God]

This makes me wonder if boars are right- or left-threaded ... do you know?

I'm guessing it's like water in a toilet bowl, depending on which side of the equator you're on.

 

[ANC]

That is bullshit, water flushes the same way around in both hemispheres.

 

[BarnBuster]

Yes, like a cork screw.

I first saw this in the early 70's in Screw magazine, an article about Honeysuckle Divine, her pet boar Thor, and her "show". Her descriptive language made me never want to eat cottage cheese again, no shit.

 

[Indagrow]

Duck penises are even more intense.. And they grow back each season in proportion to how many rival mates there where.

If that was the case with humans the internet would have ended our rule of the world... Imagine how big vaginas would have to get?

Reminds me of Joe Rogan's skit on penis enlargement pills.

 

[Diabolical666]

why is a pig's wiener curlicued?

You sir put the dick cocktail





Oh shit I thought I was in the burn thread

 

[cannabineer]

I have been scratching my head for many minutes trying to come up with a smart question that really needs a dumb answer. I am throwing in the towel and going full Catholic and burning a stick for my patron saint, Saint Diabolical666. Help me revered demon; you're my only hope

 

[Diabolical666]

I have been scratching my head for many minutes trying to come up with a smart question that really needs a dumb answer. I am throwing in the towel and going full Catholic and burning a stick for my patron saint, Saint Diabolical666. Help me revered demon; you're my only hope

Dont do it!!! You know the material world and alien overlords makes more sense. Miracles..pfffff

 

[srh88]

Dont do it!!! You know the material world and alien overlords makes more sense. Miracles..pfffff

Dia.. if you could have 3 wishes. What would they be?

 

[Diabolical666]

Dia.. if you could have 3 wishes. What would they be?

Have my very own satanic clay buttplug business
To have 666 cats
Have my own country where the currency is bic lighters * cant find my lighter atm

 

[srh88]

Have my very own satanic clay buttplug business
To have 666 cats
Have my own country where the currency is bic lighters * cant find my lighter atm

amazing.. i just had to buy a lighter like 20 minutes ago... couldnt find one anywhere in my house

 

[Diabolical666]

amazing.. i just had to buy a lighter like 20 minutes ago... couldnt find one anywhere in my house

The demons steal them..then replace them under sofa cushions and dirty pants pockets in the close hamper..fuckin bastards!

 

[cannabineer]

Have my very own satanic clay buttplug business
To have 666 cats
Have my own country where the currency is bic lighters * cant find my lighter atm

 

[Diabolical666]

 

[srh88]

The demons steal them..then replace them under sofa cushions and dirty pants pockets in the close hamper..fuckin bastards!

i think i had mine in my hand when shit hit the fan last night..

 

[Diabolical666]

i think i had mine in my hand when shit hit the fan last night..

What shit?